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PM & Freakender present: Retail Simps + Dragged Up / The Old Hairdresser's

  • The Old Hairdressers · Glasgow
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PM & Freakender present: Retail Simps + Dragged Up \/ The Old Hairdresser's
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Pop Mutations & Freakender present:
Retail Simps
+ Dragged Up
Wednesday 28th October
The Old Hairdresser's
18+
What if the Velvet Underground had written ‘Wooly Bully’ and Sam The Sham ‘Sister Ray?' If Ron House picked up some bongos and joined CCR or If Half Japanese and Hasil Adkins started a Meters cover band? This is the scrap yard of the Retail Simp's mind. Short on practice and high on ideas, thee Retail Simple Tones are 4 well traveled and unraveled individuals, bound by a musical adventure. This is the southern soul of Memphian tradesmen flipped on it’s snowy head, the sound of impure regionalism. An alternate kind of Northern Soul with a frosty Arctic sheen. More spazzed out guitar, more howling lunacy, more heat of the moment, turnt poetry and outside the box-isms. 3 LPs, 2 7"s, 1 2xLP, many tapes and shows in, the band remains unpredictable and ill content with stasis and the status quo. As the returns for REAL rock n roll diminish exponentially, so do the Retail Simps expectations, however, like the pious Eunuchs of Sumeria, their mission and core spirit remains strongly in tact: Get it or don't, they're on a mission.
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The Old Hairdressers, 23 Renfield Lane,Glasgow, United Kingdom

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