Smut Slam DC: Scream, Queen!

How it works:

• This is a storytelling OPEN MIC– that means you’re the show!
• Audience members can sign up to tell a 5 minute story about something real AND CONSENSUAL that happened to them in their s*x lives.
• A panel of local celebrity judges scores each teller, and the top 3 tellers go home with a prize– spicy toys, books, event memberships, safer s*x supplies.
• There’s also the F*ckbucket, where audience members can write down anonymous questions (about s*x ed, relationships, resources, etc) or spicy confessions, and your femme-cee Diva Darling will read them aloud between stories. At the end of the night, all F*ckbucket entries are put into a raffle for a prize from our sponsor Uberlube!

This month in honor of Spooky Season, our theme is "Scream, Queen!" (Our themes are always just a prompt-- not a requirement!) There's a reason horror movies are always so horny-- eros and thanatos have always been the original enemies-to-lovers trope. And we all know that Halloween's debauchery is the perfect excuse to unleash our inner s*x monsters! Stick that fleshlight under your chin and tell us spine-tingling stories of costumed carnality, tricks that turned into treats, and what sexy shenanigans you got up to for your own personal Mischief Night.

Because it's almost Halloween, you're also invited to dress for the occasion, if you like! Show off being a big-booty goth joyfriend, wear your "It's the Great Blumpkin, Charlie Brown" t-shirt, or come in full-on costume (you won't be alone, Diva will be costumed for sure). We'll have a few extra treats in store for the night, and if you come up with the most absurd take on a "sexy" costume (can you beat "Sexy Bacon"? Or "Sexy Trash Can"?), there might just be an equally absurd sexy prize in it for ya!

What it's like:

The speaker holds the mic in a hand that shakes a little. “I’m so nervous,” they admit. “I’ve never been onstage before. I didn’t think I’d really be picked for a story tonight!”

As one, the audience erupts into cheers of support, applauding, calling out, “You got this!” “We love you!” “Your life is awesome!”

And for the next five minutes, that first-time-onstage storyteller delights the packed house, sharing a real s*x story from their lives. It might be funny, or sweet, or shocking; it might be queer or straight; kinky or soft, solo or duet or a whole damn symphony of smutty; the teller might be fat, or trans, or disabled, or mature. They might stumble over a word or ramble a little-- but it turns out to be part of the charm. Whatever that story is, whoever the teller is, the audience adores them…and feels safer in their own s*xuality.

The judges are making note of the really exceptional stories, and this one has them riveted.

That storyteller who’s never been onstage before goes home with a spicy toy prize and a glow of pride.

That’s the magic that is Smut Slam.

A few things to know:

• Our venue, Pubkey DC, is physically accessible! (We’ve been holding out for an accessible venue.) We are in the basement lounge, and there is an elevator. The rest of the venue is on ground level with a ramp at the entry.
• Doors open at 7, and you can hang out in the front bar even earlier than that. Please enjoy Pubkey’s “gourmet pub grub” menu if you want to grab dinner.
• This is a queer-fem-run, inclusive and affirming space with a zero tolerance policy for assholes. Smut Slam audiences are diverse in age, race, gender, and body type. There are always a lot of queer and polyamorous/nonmonogamous folks. Whoever you are, you’ll find a warm welcome here.
• There’s no dress code– be casual, be fabulous, be sexy, be nerdy, just be street-legal and you’re all good.
• You can buy a copy of the first-ever Smut Slam International book, Anonymous S*x Vol. I, at the show and it’ll be signed and erotically doodled by Diva Darling.
• If tickets are available at the door, you can pay with $30 cash (exact change), Venmo, Cashapp, or PayPal.
• If tickets are NOT available at the door, we’ll have a waitlist in case of no-shows.
• See full rules and details here: https://smutslam.com/codeofconduct/

How it started:

Smut Slam DC began in 2015, the first licensed branch of creator Cameryn Moore’s original touring Smut Slam and the beginning of Smut Slam International (now in 25 cities around the world). Under producers Diva Darling and Mindi Mimosa, it ran monthly sold-out shows for five years, gathering a devoted following informally known as the Slamily. Diva Darling continued the show virtually as a solo producer in the first year of COVID shutdown before the show went on indefinite hiatus. Now, Diva’s proud to finally bring this beloved, inclusive, s*x-positive experience back to the DC stage. Come experience the wild, funny, rowdy, and yet oddly wholesome night of community and joy that is SMUT SLAM DC!

Tickets: $20 early bird, $25 presale, $30 door

(want to give back to your community? Can't make the show, but want to help others attend? Choose the "contribute to gift tickets" option to fund community tickets for those in economic hardship! Gift tickets are made available as they're funded, no questions asked-- please only take one if you actually need it and if not, save them for those who do. We especially encourage federal workers who are on administrative leave or fired to enjoy a gift ticket, so please consider supporting them!)

Doors: 7:30pm

Show: 8:00pm

Hosted and Produced by: Diva Darling

Diva Darling is the producer and femme-cee of the standing-room-only s*x-themed storytelling show Smut Slam DC, Smut Slam Baltimore (new home and dates TBD), and co-producer of the just-debuted Smut Slam Greater Philly (with Lola Kat). She is proud to have helped Smut Slam International creator Cameryn Moore develop the very first franchise show with DC. She's a s*x educator, nightlife/event producer, and writer by dayShe's also a burlesque performer and teacher, an actor, playwright/producer, and an author whose short story "Frenzy" was published in Best Women's Erot1ca of the Year Vol. 8, with her short story "Role Play" published as a feature story on the women-owned er0tica subscriptions site . She's a popular presenter and producer at Nerd Nite DC, leads a virtual polyamory discussion group every 3rd Thursday called The Polyamory Tea House at the , and hosts the SpeakTeasy burlesque show. Follow her at .

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Pubkey, 410 7th Street Northwest, Washington, United States

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