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Shirley Gnome: Children, You Can’t Beat ´Em! Album Release Show

  • Revue Stage · Vancouver
  • From CAD 26.25
Heartichoke Arts Publisher / Host Heartichoke Arts
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Shirley Gnome: Children, You Can\u2019t Beat \u00b4Em! Album Release Show The narrowly anticipated release of Shirley Gnome’s SEVENTH full length album! A satirical take on children’s music - for GROWN UPS only.
About this Event

Shirley Gnome (Juno nominee, JFL, CBC, SiriusXM) is releasing her most ambitious concept album to date, co-written by esteemed comedy writer Becky Johnson (This Hour Has 22 Minutes, Baroness Von Sketch).

After seventeen years of singing R-rated songs about adult topics, Shirley Gnome has never had a big hit. Until now.

When a teenager posts a video of Shirley acting a little “out of it” at a music festival, it goes viral. Influencer DJ BBKn0$e remixes the footage into a song that becomes the next Baby Shark.

Suddenly, Shirley is a sensation with kids. Seeing dollar signs, she decides to cash in on her newfound fame by writing her own children's songs. Now she's booked to perform at an elite private school, where she's hoping this new direction will pay off.

What could possibly go wrong?

Part sketch comedy, part immersive theatre, and mostly music, the audience will be transformed into children through one of the most unhinged, hilarious, and surprisingly surrealist cafetorium shows you've ever seen.

Let’s be clear: this is not a real kids’ show. It’s satire. Please do not bring your children. Seriously.

With special guest opening act Candy Roberts, acclaimed clown (LARRY, The Myrtle Family Band) and actual real life children's entertainer.


Credits

Featuring the voices of:

Bunnie Gnome

Duckie Gnome

Boden Fear

Leigh Cameron

Ursa Folinsbee

Vanilla Frog

Olive Merkin Knowles

Maximilian Thunder Chevalier Shortt

Ryan Beil

Becky Johnson

Story by Becky Johnson and Shirley Gnome

Music & Lyrics by Shirley Gnome

with thanks to the Canada Council for the Arts for development funding

Accessibility

Content warnings: Adult language, sexual content, drugs/alcohol use, depictions of violence: references to corporal punishment, death, war.

Sensory warnings: Loud noises, audience interaction/participation


★★★★★
“Completely professional & completely funny. A truly gifted performer & creator.”
- Diana Aponiuk

★★★★★
“The writing is superb. The songs are funny as hell!”
- Lindsay Pratt

★★★★★
“Absurd, hilarious… A true artist at work.”
- Adam Proulx

★★★★★
“This show is a comedic masterpiece.”
- Kayla Sudyk

★★★★★
“Very funny but definitely DO NOT bring kids to this.”
- Miranda C

★★★★
“I laughed hard and will now have these songs stuck in my head all week.”
- Tash Jennette

All reviews from the 2025 Edmonton International Fringe Theatre Festival.

Event venue

Revue Stage, 1601 Johnston Street, Vancouver, Canada

Tickets CAD 26.25 to CAD 47.25
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