Q2 Check in - You all need Jesus and Madonna.

Q2 Check in - You all need Jesus and Madonna.

Folks we just look at trends tracking your EOY results and oh boy, we have decided that you need Jesus AND you need to step your respective pussys and bussys up.

First of all Happy Pride, it is now against company policy to be straight.

This means:

-All internal meetings are now referred to as ‘Kikis’

-WERK not work.

-Poppers instead of morning coffee.

-Company lanyards will be confiscated and replaced with carabiners.

-The canteen will be serving C*NT henceforth.

-House, Disco and Pop are MANDATORY at Thursday drinks.

-All employees are gender neutral now.

Any violation of company policy, will result in disciplinary action in the form of FinDom.

For your Q2 check in we are attending mass, as opposed to our usual all hands. Because you all need to get on your knees and pray to Jesus if you’ve any hope of delivering value to stakeholders this year.

Jesus take the wheel because girl, here I am Lorde

Location: Hynes Bar

Date: Sunday June 28th

Time: 3pm

Dress code: Slutty Modest.

Event Venue

Hynes’ Bar, Prussia Street, Dublin, Ireland

Concerts, fests, parties, meetups - all the happenings, one place.

Get App