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Wed, 11 Nov, 2026 at 07:30 pm UTC+00:00

Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ off to Mars

  • 78-80 Bondgate, DL37JT Darlington, United Kingdom · Darlington
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Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ off to Mars
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Life is hard. Come and have a laugh about it.
After his nationwide critical-smash sellout 2023/24 Tour, Andy is back with a brand-new show. As seen on Netflix, Amazon Prime, BBC iPlayer, Live At The Apollo, Mock The Week and his 2025 NextUp standup special.
🚀 ‘Hysterical. Andy Parsons is on fire’- The Mirror
🚀 ‘Very funny’- The Times
🚀 ‘Laugh Out Loud Funny’- Sunday Telegraph
🚀 ‘It's great to welcome sharp, topical comedy and Parsons remains one of its most skilful exponents’- The Guardian
🚀 ‘Potato-headed’- Evening Standard
Tickets 👉 https://www.ticketsource.com/whats-on/darlington/the-majestic-theatre/andy-parsons-please-at-off-to-mars/2026-11-11/19:30/t-oeekmlk
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78-80 Bondgate, DL37JT Darlington, United Kingdom, Carphone Warehouse, 78 Bondgate, Darlington, DL3 7JY, United Kingdom

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