The Roast of Maddison Phillips
Well… this might be one of the worst decisions I’ve ever made. And if you know me, you know that’s saying A LOT! 🤣☠️
I’ve somehow convinced some of my favorite people to get on a stage, grab a microphone, and publicly talk shit about me for an entire afternoon.
AND PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY BUYING TICKETS TO WATCH THIS HAPPEN! 😂
We’re bringing together friends, family, kickball teammates, and people from different chapters of my life. Some have known me for years. Others have only recently discovered just how much material I provide on a daily basis.
There will be stories. There will be questionable accusations. There will probably be some things said that should’ve stayed in the group chat.
And knowing me, there might even be a few tears. 🙄😂
But behind all the public humiliation is a pretty awesome reason to get together! We’re raising money to help send our kickball team to Las Vegas for our upcoming tournament!
📅 Saturday, November 21, 2026
⏰ 3:00 PM – 6:30 PM
📍 Kobalt | Phoenix, AZ
🎟️ VIP Runway: $40 + fees
🎟️ Table for 4: $30 + fees
Come spend an afternoon laughing, supporting our team, and watching some of my favorite people absolutely destroy what little dignity I have left.
And don’t forget… I get the microphone at the end. 😘🔥
So to everyone who’s agreed to roast me: I love you dearly.
But I have receipts, too. 💁🏻♀️☠️
Grab your tickets through the event link!
Event venue
Kobalt Bar, 3110 N Central Ave Ste 175,Phoenix, Arizona, United States
Tickets