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There’s really no delicate way to put this…This ride is going to kick our asses. 😂
The plan sounds innocent enough. We’ll roll west along the RiverWalk toward the St. Johns River Bridge. Nice little ride. Beautiful river. Fresh air. Bikes. Friends.
And then we get to the bridge.
That’s where things get stupid. 😈
We’ll cross the bridge from Seminole County into Volusia County.
Then turn around and cross it again.
Then turn around and cross it AGAIN.
Then again.
And again.
And… yep… AGAIN.
🍑 SIX TIMES OVER THE ST. JOHNS RIVER BRIDGE. 🍑
Seminole → Volusia → Seminole → Volusia → Seminole → Volusia → Seminole.
By crossing #2, we’ll be having fun.
By crossing #4, we’ll be questioning our decision-making skills.
By crossing #6, our asses will officially have been KICKED. 😂
Then we’ll point the bikes back toward Sanford, cruise down the RiverWalk, park those thoroughly defeated backsides in a chair and enjoy a well-earned brew or beverage of your choice. 🍺
It’s ridiculous.
It’s unnecessary.
It involves entirely too much bridge.
Obviously, we have to do it.
🚲 Casual pace
🌉 Six bridge crossings
🍑 One guaranteed ass-kicking
🍻 Post-ride recovery beverages
😎 Sanford Bicycle Club nonsense at its finest
THE KICK ASS RIDE
Come get your ass kicked with us. 🍑🚲
Fun. Casual. Social. Sometimes a little weird.
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Dees Brothers Brewery, Sanford, Florida, United States
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