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🎄🚨 ATTENTION BRIDGEND: ELF SCHOOL IS OPEN. 🚨🎄This is not a drill.
After careful consideration, I have decided that I am absolutely qualified to train the next generation of Christmas elves.
Firstly, I teach sewing.
Secondly, I'm 5ft 1 & 3/4 ( The 3/4 iS IMPORTANT )
Thirdly, BRIDGEND ONCE HELD THE WORLD RECORD FOR THE BIGGEST GATHERING OF ELVES.
THIS IS OUR HERITAGE. 🫡🧝♀️
So this November, Kids Club is being taken over by...
🎄✨ STITCH BRIDGEND ELF SCHOOL ✨🎄
Three Sundays. Three ridiculous Christmas missions. One room full of tiny elves with sewing machines.
What could possibly go wrong? 😂
🧝♀️ SUNDAY 8TH NOVEMBER — ELF UNIFORM
You cannot simply turn up to the North Pole wearing normal clothes.
Absolutely not.
Our trainee elves will sew their own ELF APRON before creating a LIGHT-UP ELF HAT.
Yes.
THE HATS LIGHT UP. 💡😂
🎅 SUNDAY 15TH NOVEMBER — STOCKING DEPARTMENT
Things are getting serious.
Our elves will head into the workshop to sew and decorate their very own CHRISTMAS STOCKING ready for the big night.
🎁 SUNDAY 22ND NOVEMBER — FINAL ELF EXAM
One final challenge stands between our trainees and official Elf status...
🍪 THE GIANT GINGERBREAD CUSHION.
Sew it.
Stuff it.
Decorate it.
Try not to accidentally create an army of enormous gingerbread people.
And THEN...
🎓🧝♀️ ELF SCHOOL GRADUATION.
Certificates will be issued.
Elves will be qualified.
Father Christmas will presumably be informed.
I have absolutely no idea who gave me this authority. 😂
🎄 STITCH BRIDGEND ELF SCHOOL
📅 Sundays 8th, 15th & 22nd November
⏰ 3.30–4.45pm
🧝 Ages 4–11
✂️ Complete beginners VERY welcome
🧵 Fabrics & materials included
Three weeks of sewing, Christmas nonsense, flashing hats, giant gingerbread people and some extremely important elf training.
BRIDGEND, IT IS TIME TO RECLAIM OUR ELF CROWN. 🧝♀️🧝♂️🧝
🎄✨ ENROLMENT IS NOW OPEN. ✨🎄
*ADULTS MUST STAY WITH THE CHILDREN - MAX 2 CHILDREN TO ONE ADULT *
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