Perritos Only Presents: That's Not Me Comedy Tour - McAllen, TX

About the comedians:

Concrete

Cristian Gutierrez, better known as Concrete, has cultivated a dynamic and diverse creative journey. His upbringing in the San Fernando Valley shaped the eclectic artistry that defines his work today. From music and film to social media and stand-up comedy, Concrete has risen to the top ranks of entertainment in a city built on innovation. As an artist, Concrete honed his skills in hip-hop early on—producing, rapping, and earning national attention with tracks like Certified Kush and We Can Make It Rain, which received airplay on Power 106 in Los Angeles and 35 other stations across the country. He’s shared stages with major acts and performed at venues such as the Vans Warped Tour and House of Blues. In the world of film, Concrete spent over a decade directing and shooting for some of today’s biggest artists, including Baby Bash, Chiquis, C-Kan, Damian Marley, Frankie J, MC Magic, Peso Pluma, and many more. His directorial and cinematography work has surpassed 500 million views across platforms, making him a sought-after visual storyteller. Concrete’s acting career began around 2010, landing roles in TV and film—including FX’s Wilfred and the HBO-featured Green Card Warriors. He recently starred in Horchata & Oatmilk (2025) and is set to appear in his first major studio release under Sony Pictures: Clika, produced by Rancho Humilde.

Jerry Garcia

Jerry Garcia has stormed his way onto the national comedy scene as one of the top-rated comedians and is truly a must-see performer. A father of three boys, Jerry allows us to enter his world and laugh hysterically with his charm, witty puns, and punchlines using his young, hip, real-life flavor that easily crosses over to all audiences. His views on life, relationships, his modest upbringings and everyday struggles captivate audiences from all walks of life. No matter where you’re from,the jokes hit home. Jerry’s presence, strong delivery, and likability on stage help him connect and interact with audience members in the most memorable way. Fans leave Jerry’s performances with the feeling of having met a new funny friend. Jerry Garcia's credits continue to grow year after year,beginning in 2016 with Fox's Laughs comedy series. In 2017, Jerry made his Netflix debut co-starring in Chingo Bling’s “TheyCan’t Deport Us All” Comedy Special. In 2018, Jerry continued to rise as he made his HBO debut on"Entre Nos"Comedy Series. A stand-aloneHBO Max comedy special appropriately titled "It's Not My Weekend" premiered in thesummer of 2019. Earlier in 2019, Jerry crossed over to acting in 2023 Guest Starring on George Lopez sitcom Lopez vs Lopez. Other Credits:

-2015 Armed Forces Ent: Turkey, Jordan, Syria, and Greece.

-2016 San Diego Comedy Festival; Best Comedian Award.

-2017 LA’s Funniest Comic Contest: First Place.

-2017 They Can’t Deport Us All – Netflix

-2019 PloeyAnimated Film

-2019 Entre Nos Comedy Special HBO MAX

-2020 “It’s Not My Weekend” HBO MAX Comedy Special

-2021 Imagen Award Nominee (Best Reality–Comedy Special)

-2021 King of Downey; Sitcom (Pilot)

-2023 Sitcom; Lopez vs Lopez–NBC/Peacock

Present:

-Latin Kingsof Comedy Tour

-American Wannabes Podcast

-Tragos Amargos Podcast

-Los Toxicos Comedy Tour

Grab your friends and come on down for a night of non-stop laughter. See you there!

Ticket Purchase Disclosure

By purchasing a ticket to this event, you agree to the following terms and conditions:

1. All Sales Are FinalAll ticket purchases are final. No refunds will be issued under any circumstances.
2. Age Requirement - 21 and OverThis event is strictly for attendees who are 21 years of age or older. Any ticket holder unable to present valid identification proving they are at least 21 years of age will be denied entry without a refund.
3. Lineup Subject to ChangeThe event lineup is subject to change without notice. No refunds will be issued due to lineup changes.
4. Right to Refuse EntryWe reserve the right to refuse entry to any person who is visibly intoxicated, under the influence of any substance, or causing a disturbance. No refunds will be issued in these cases.
5. Authorized Ticket Purchases OnlyOnly tickets purchased directly from Eventbrite will be honored. We do not support or accept tickets obtained from third parties or scalpers. Any resale, attempted resale, or exchange of tickets will result in the cancellation of the ticket without compensation.
6. Identification RequirementValid identification matching the ticket buyer's information is required for admission. Failure to provide valid identification will result in denial of entry without a refund.
7. Photography and Video Recording ProhibitedPhotography, video recording, and audio recording of the event by attendees are strictly prohibited. Any person found violating this policy will be removed from the venue without a refund, and any recorded material will be subject to confiscation.
8. Disruptive Behavior ProhibitedAny loud talking, talking back, or heckling of comedians during the show is strictly prohibited. Attendees who engage in disruptive behavior will be removed from the venue without a refund.
9. No Outside Food or BeveragesOutside food and beverages are not permitted at the event. Any attendees found with outside food or beverages will be asked to discard them or may be denied entry without a refund.
10. Late ArrivalsEntry is not guaranteed after the event has started. Late arrivals may result in forfeiture of seating or entry without a refund.
11. Accessible SeatingLimited accessible seating is available. Please contact the venue in advance to arrange accommodations.
12. Weather PolicyThis event will proceed rain or shine. No refunds will be issued due to weather conditions.
13. Ticket TransfersTickets are non-transferable unless explicitly allowed by the event organizer. Any unauthorized transfers may result in cancellation without compensation.
14. Personal BelongingsAttendees are responsible for their personal belongings. The event organizers and venue are not liable for lost, stolen, or damaged items.
15. Health and SafetyBy attending this event, you agree to comply with all health and safety guidelines in effect at the time of the event, including but not limited to mask mandates or proof of vaccination, if required.
16. Ticket LimitEach customer is limited to purchasing 4 tickets per event. Orders exceeding this limit may be canceled without notice.
17. Re-Entry PolicyNo re-entry is permitted once you leave the venue.
18. Content WarningThis comedy show is intended for mature audiences only. It includes explicit language, adult themes, and content that may be considered offensive to some attendees. By purchasing a ticket, you acknowledge and accept this material as part of the show. Viewer discretion is advised.
19. Attendee Assumes RiskBy attending this event, you assume all risks associated with viewing comedy material that may challenge or conflict with your personal beliefs or sensitivities. No refunds will be issued based on offense taken to the show's content.
20. No Content-Related RefundsRefunds will not be issued for disagreements with or offense taken to the show's content, including foul language, adult humor, or controversial material.
21. Respect for Performers and AudienceAttendees are expected to maintain respectful behavior throughout the show. Disruptive or confrontational reactions to the content will result in removal from the venue without a refund.
22. Emotional Distress WaiverThe organizers, venue, and performers are not responsible for any emotional distress caused by the content of the show. By attending, you waive all claims against the organizers, venue, and performers regarding the material presented.

Social Media Release

By purchasing a ticket and attending this event, you agree to the following terms and grant explicit consent:

1. Photography and Videography: This event may be photographed, recorded, or filmed for promotional purposes, including but not limited to social media, websites, and other public platforms. Recordings may include the audience and any attendees.
2. Consent to Use of Likeness: By attending this event, you consent to the use of your image, likeness, voice, and/or performance in any and all media, for promotional, commercial, or editorial purposes by the event organizers and their designees. This use may include social media platforms, websites, advertisements, and other media channels, worldwide, in perpetuity, and without further approval or compensation.
3. Opt-Out Policy: If you do not wish to be recorded or appear in any promotional content, please notify event staff upon arrival. While we will make reasonable efforts to accommodate such requests, avoidance cannot be guaranteed in all areas of the venue.
4. No Claim for Compensation: By attending this event, you waive any claims, demands, or causes of action for invasion of privacy, defamation, rights of publicity, or any other legal claim in connection with the use of your likeness as described above.

Signage and Notice: Signs may be posted throughout the venue to remind attendees that recording may be in progress

Event Venue & Nearby Stays

Cine El Rey, 311 South 17th Street, McAllen, United States

Concerts, fests, parties, meetups - all the happenings, one place.

Get App