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Parmy Army for blokes 2026 finale!Gentlemen, it’s time for one final gathering of the finest collection of questionable blokes before we put 2026 out of its misery!
This month’s Parmy Army is our Christmas Extravaganza, and we’re going out in spectacularly poor taste!
Seeing that most of us will be tied up in December with other Christmas parties, we’re bringing it forward!
THE $10 SECRET SANTA CHALLENGE
Bring a wrapped Christmas present worth approximately $10.
The theme? Childish, offensive, inappropriate and utterly ridiculous.
Think lowbrow humour, terrible taste and gifts that would make your mother question where she went wrong.
PRIZE FOR THE MOST CHILDISH & OFFENSIVE PRESENT!
Yes, there will be an actual prize for the bloke who demonstrates the greatest lack of maturity and Christmas spirit.
CHRISTMAS THEME: Festive shirts, Santa hats and other ridiculous Christmas attire strongly encouraged.
VENUE: The Lord Alfred Hotel at 6:32pm
AGENDA: Parmys, cheeky drink, presents, insults and absolutely no personal growth. Just what us blokes need to feel proud to be a bloke!
Let’s finish 2026 the way Parmy Army does best — with good blokes, bad jokes and absolutely appalling gift choices.
If you’re keen or ladies, if you know someone who needs this type of blokeyness, please DM me. All blokes welcome!
Remember fellahs, this world is a much betterer place with you in it. Trust me on this!
The Parmy Army is more than just a chicken parmy and a cheeky beer. It’s about mateship, laughter and looking out for one another. A chance for blokes to switch off for a couple of hours a month, banter, share a laugh and enjoy good company.
No pressure, no judgement — just good blokes, good food and a place to belong.
Because every bloke needs his army!
Just one club rule: No dkheads
(except for me being the founder of course….)
Some of the images pictured here are courtesy of Leah Bawden Photography
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Hotel Lord Alfred @ Caxton St, Hale St,Brisbane,QLD,Australia, Milton
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