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The Party Where the Dress Code Makes Absolutely No SenseYou know that outfit.
The dress you bought because it was too gorgeous to leave behind… and then realized you have absolutely nowhere to wear it.
The bridesmaid dress collecting dust in the back of your closet.
The sequined jumpsuit that makes you look like a human disco ball.
The floor-length gown you bought for one event five years ago.
The inflatable T-Rex costume.
The faux-fur coat that says “wealthy widow with suspicious circumstances.”
The outfit that's too fancy. Too ridiculous. Too sparkly. Too dramatic. Too weird. Too much.
THIS is where you wear it.
Welcome to I Have Nowhere to Wear This — a party dedicated entirely to giving the forgotten, ridiculous, fabulous, wildly overdressed, and completely unnecessary things in your closet their moment.
There is NO actual dress code.
Come in a ball gown.
Come in an inflatable costume.
Come dressed like you're headed to the Met Gala.
Come dressed like you're headed to Medieval Times.
Wear your old prom dress. Your wedding guest dress. Your sequins. Your feathers. Your cape. Your cowboy hat. Your Halloween costume. That questionable online purchase you made at 2 a.m.
If you've ever looked at something in your closet and thought…
“I love this, but where the hell am I supposed to wear it?”
The answer is HERE.
The more unnecessary the outfit, the better.
✨ Overdressed encouraged
✨ Ridiculous celebrated
✨ Outfit repeating absolutely allowed
✨ Photos highly recommended
✨ Judgment prohibited
Tonight, there is no such thing as “too much.”
So, dig into the back of your closet, pull out that outfit, and finally give it the night out it deserves.
Because apparently, you DID have somewhere to wear it after all. 💃🦖✨
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62988 Layton Avenue #103, Bend, OR, United States, Oregon 97701
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