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New Achievement: Dungeon Crawler Carl Smush Night

  • 613 Walnut St · Kansas City
  • From USD 7.70
Donald Lewis Publisher / Host Donald Lewis
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New Achievement: Dungeon Crawler Carl Smush Night Enter the Dungeon for trivia, costumes, karaoke, prizes, questionable decisions, and maybe even a prettiest feet contest. Mongo is appalled.
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NEW ACHIEVEMENT! YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE!
Holy shit. You actually did it. You put on pants. Or you didn’t. I’m not your mother. Either way, you’ve voluntarily entered a Dungeon Crawler Carl themed evening of TRIVIA, COSTUMES, KARAOKE, PRIZES, AND POOR IMPULSE CONTROL. Assemble your party and demonstrate your disturbingly specific knowledge of crawlers, floors, gods, bosses, talking cats, explosives, and all the other things occupying the part of your brain where useful information used to live. Then crawl onto the stage for our Costume Contest and Karaoke Night! Sing beautifully. Sing terribly. Scream the lyrics while dressed as a mantaur. CONTENT IS CONTENT, CRAWLER.
REWARD?
Maybe prizes. Maybe glory. Maybe the horrifying realization that everyone in the room knows exactly what a Prepotente scream sounds like. And because I have been given far too much authority, there may also be a PRETTIEST FEET CONTEST. Yessssss. Take those little piggies out, Crawler. Let me see them. LET. ME. SEE. THEM. Polish those toenails. Moisturize those heels. Daddy needs engagement metrics. Bring your friends. Wear something ridiculous. Prepare a song. Study your trivia. The Dungeon is watching. The AI is judging. Mongo is appalled. And somewhere, Carl has just whispered, “Goddammit Donut.”
NEW RULE: ADMISSION!

Congratulations, Adventurer! You have discovered the ancient and mysterious concept of BUYING A TICKET! Admission is $10 at the door, or you can demonstrate the incredibly rare ability to plan ahead and purchase yours online for only $7. Achievement Unlocked: BASIC FINANCIAL LITERACY! You saved three dollars. Try not to spend it all in one place. Adventurers of all ages are welcome to enter the dungeon; however, anyone under the age of 18 must be accompanied by a responsible adventurer who is 21 or older. Yes, responsible. We're using that word generously. So grab your party, buy your ticket, and prepare to enter the dungeon

Event venue

613 Walnut St, 613 Walnut Street, Kansas City, United States

Tickets USD 7.70
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