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The Big DealJoin your fellow Slackers for a glorious day of triumph, self‑reflection, and a costume contest that absolutely no one asked for. Honestly, you can be done in fifteen to twenty minutes ("run" only), which is perfect for anyone who has a strict schedule of doing nothing.
Welcome to the 6th Annual “I Can’t Bexar Another 5k” 0.5k on October 31st, 2026 at 10:00 a.m. sharp. Or close to it. We start at Burleson Yard Beer Garden and end at Alamo Beer, because we do.
Remember to hydrate. This is a grueling event. We even have a training program if you request it. Really. It exists. We are as surprised as you are.
We will finish at Alamo Beer, and that is when the celebration begins. You can take an unreasonable number of selfies at our selfie wall, post them all over social media, even TikTok, and brag to your friends that you are a FINISHER. If you even have any friends.
Too lazy to show up? Perfect. We built an option just for you - the class of participants who look at a half‑kilometer stroll …
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San Antonio,Tx, 1525 W Bridge St, New Braunfels, TX 78130-6207, United States
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