About this Event
HOODWINKS & HOGWASH
A Night of Puppetry, Burlesque & Beautifully Bad Behavior!
Saturday, December 5, 2026 | Doors Open at 6 PM
Gemini Moon Ranch | Temecula, CA
Tickets: $39 | Ages 21+ Only
Step right up, you beautiful weirdos! Things are about to get gloriously inappropriate!
Join us at the wonderfully eccentric Gemini Moon Ranch for an unforgettable evening of outrageous entertainment, questionable judgment, political satire, and absolutely no promises of good behavior.
Featuring the delightfully twisted talents of Puppets Not Bombs and Jukecharm, this adults-only cabaret promises a wild ride through the wonderfully absurd.
And no one is safe from the satire—especially the current administration! Expect a gloriously irreverent mix of political parody, outrageous characters, and unapologetically inappropriate humor. Because sometimes the only reasonable response to the absurdity of politics is to make it even more absurd!
What awaits you?
- Outrageous puppetry and wickedly inappropriate humor
- Burlesque and deliciously unexpected performances
- Accordion antics and naked poetry
- Fire eating and other questionable displays of talent
- Audience participation (you've been warned!)
- Enough absurdity to make you laugh, gasp, blush, cringe, or possibly pee yourself!
Come hungry! Food, snacks, and beverages will be available for purchase throughout the evening.
Dress Code: Absurdist attire highly encouraged! Come dressed as your most eccentric, outrageous, delightfully unhinged self. Or don't. We'll judge you either way.
Leave your inhibitions at home, bring your questionable judgment, and prepare for a night that makes absolutely no sense—in the best possible way.
The Fine Print (Because Apparently We Need Some)
This adults-only cabaret features political satire, mature themes, suggestive performances, colorful language, and humor that isn't afraid to push a few buttons.
Come with an open mind, a twisted sense of humor, and absolutely no expectation of political correctness.
Content not suitable for wussies!
Grab your tickets before the madness begins!
21+ only. Doors open at 6 PM. Tickets $39.
Event venue & nearby stays
Gemini Moon Ranch, 44050 El Prado Road, Temecula, United States
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