About this Event
🎄 HONK THE HALLS! Paint Your Own Porch Goose: Holiday Edition! 🪿🎅
CALLING ALL SILLY GEESE, CHRISTMAS LOVERS, AND PEOPLE WHO THINK NORMAL HOLIDAY DECOR IS BORING!
The holidays are getting a whole lot HONKIER, and we're bringing the festive chaos to Simply Made Here in Catonsville! 🎄🪿
Join Stephanie from Fern & Folk for a ridiculously fun afternoon of painting, laughing, and turning your very own FULL-SIZE cement porch goose into the most fabulous holiday decoration on the block!
We're talking 50+ pounds of pure, unapologetic goose greatness, ready to be transformed into your personal holiday masterpiece.
Want a classic Christmas goose? DO IT. A grinch green holiday menace? ABSOLUTELY. A goose dressed like it owns the North Pole? WE SUPPORT YOUR VISION.
And because we're feeling extra festive, your goose comes with its very first outfit! That's right. You're not just adopting a goose. You're starting a wardrobe. And trust us, it's a slippery slope. 😂
🎁 THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON HONKING!
Looking for a gift that isn't another candle, coffee mug, or random thing someone will shove in a closet?
THIS. IS. IT.
Gift the experience to your mom, bestie, sister, significant other, or that one person who already has everything. Better yet, grab tickets together and make some memories!
Or come make a goose to gift someone special. Nothing says "I love you" quite like handing someone a giant cement bird in a Christmas outfit.
And the best part? This isn't some one-and-done holiday craft. Your goose can live on your porch, in your garden, or wherever your heart desires ALL YEAR LONG. Just change its outfit with the seasons!
🪿 WHAT'S INCLUDED?
🎨 Your very own full-size cement porch goose! Pre-primed and ready for its holiday glow-up.
🎅 Your goose's first outfit! Because naked geese are so last season.
🖌️ Exterior-grade paints and supplies! Everything you need to bring your vision to life.
✨ Protective sealer! To help your masterpiece stand up to the great outdoors.
😂 An afternoon of laughs, creativity, and questionable goose-related decisions!
❤️ A one-of-a-kind creation to take home! No waiting for firing, shipping, or Santa's elves.
❄️ BABY, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE... BUT NOT IN HERE!
Forget freezing your butt off at another outdoor holiday activity! We're keeping things warm, cozy, and INDOORS at Simply Made Here.
Come hang out, get creative, make some new friends, and enjoy a little holiday fun that doesn't involve fighting for a parking space at the mall.
No artistic talent? NO PROBLEM. Seriously. Whether you're a painting pro or haven't touched a paintbrush since elementary school, this workshop is for you. We'll help you make something you're proud to show off!
📍 THE FESTIVE DETAILS
📅 Friday, December 4th
⏰ 12:00 PM to 4:00 PM
📍 Simply Made Here
2302 Frederick Road
Catonsville, MD 21228
🎟️ $130 per goose, per person - 1 person per goose, as physical space is limited.
🚨 FAIR WARNING!
Once you bring a porch goose home, there's a very real chance you'll become one of those people who buys seasonal goose outfits, names their goose, and talks about it like it's a member of the family.
We fully encourage this behavior.
SPOTS ARE LIMITED, AND THESE GEESE AREN'T GOING TO PAINT THEMSELVES!
Grab your ticket, bring your holiday spirit (or your resting Grinch face), and let's get HONKING! 🎄🪿
See you there! ❤️
Hosted by Fern & Folk at Simply Made Here.
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Simply Made Here, 2302 Frederick Road, Catonsville, United States
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