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HOEDOWN

  • Asylum Collective · Seattle
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geetcher cutoffs out & cut 'em shorter. a sweaty, slutty queer cuntry night with honky-tonk, 90s country & western wear.
About this Event

••••••••• HOEDOWN 🤠🐎💋
a slutty little cuntry night

• 21+
• SATURDAY, APRIL 24th
• 9p-2a
• $10 / NOTAFLOF
• DRESS CODE ENFORCED
• 108 S Jackson St, 98104 (down the pink stairs)

GET YOUR CUTOFFS OUT AND CUT 'EM A LITTLE SHORTER!!!!!

we're throwing another country night down in the Seattle Underground, but this one's a little hotter, a little sweatier, and a whole lot sluttier <3

calling all cowgirls, cowboys, rodeo queens, rhinestone cowboys, buckle bunnies, and everybody who's ever wanted an excuse to put on a very small pair of denim shorts.

think queer honky-tonk, sweaty western wear, beautiful people in cowboy boots, and dancing until your legs give out.

✦ country dance + honky-tonk
✦ 90s country, outlaw country + country rock
✦ western swing + country dance favorites
✦ Shania Twain, Brooks & Dunn, Dolly Parton, Gretchen Wilson, Orville Peck, Kacey Musgraves, The Chicks, etc etc
✦ very good-looking cowboys + cowgirls

DRESS CODE ENFORCED! 🤠

tiny denim cutoffs, cowboy boots, hats, pearl snaps, chaps, fringe, big belt buckles, western shirts, rhinestones, rodeo looks, slutty cowgirl drag, etc etc.

country girls make do, but this time we're making do with a whole lot less fabric.

come two-step, shake something, and get into a little trouble downstairs.

YEEHAWWWWWWW <3

$10 / NOTAFLOF - no one turned away for lack of funds.

Hosted in the Seattle Underground-- venue equipped with air purifiers. Our space is not currently wheelchair-accessible (stairs only). Free KN95 masks & hand sanitizer available at door.

More accessibility venue info is available at asylumcollective.org/access

ty @kc4culture for our in-part funding, and @kcpubhealth for our harm reduction supplies.

More info & tix @ tinyurl.com/asylumevents

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Asylum Collective, 108 South Jackson Street, Seattle, United States

Tickets USD 0.00 to USD 12.51
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