About this Event
💚 Grinch, Please! A Grinch & Max Holiday Paint Party 🎄
It's the most wonderful time of the year... to be a little bit of an asshole. 💚
Forget the inflatable Santas and basic Christmas decorations. We're bringing some SERIOUS holiday attitude to the neighborhood this year!
Stephanie from Fern & Folk is hauling her gloriously oversized concrete Grinch and Max statues to Simply Made Here for a holiday paint party that's equal parts festive, ridiculous, and downright fabulous.
And when we say oversized, we mean BIG. HEAVY. PORCH-DOMINATING CONCRETE CHRISTMAS GLORY.
These aren't your average little paint-and-sip knickknacks. These bad boys are the kind of holiday decorations your neighbors will slow their cars down to admire (or question your sanity). Either way, you're winning.
Best part? You'll be busting these beauties out every Christmas for years to come!
🎄 PICK YOUR HOLIDAY TROUBLEMAKER!
💚 THE GRINCH | $185
30 inches of pure, unfiltered holiday judgment.
He's green. He's grumpy. He's got absolutely ZERO patience for your neighbor's 47 inflatable snowmen.
Paint him classic Grinch green, give him a little extra attitude, and proudly display him on your porch where he can silently judge everyone who walks by.
Honestly, he's the holiday spirit animal we all deserve.
🐶 MAX | $125
24 inches of the goodest boy in all of Whoville!
Every grumpy Grinch needs his emotional support dog, and Max is reporting for duty.
Loyal? Absolutely. Adorable? Obviously. Willing to tolerate his owner's holiday nonsense? Unfortunately, yes.
Give this sweet boy the paint job he deserves and send him home to spread a little Christmas cheer while his boss handles the neighborhood judgment.
💚🐶 THE DYNAMIC DUO | $280
Because separating the Grinch from his emotional support dog just feels cruel.
Can't pick a favorite? DON'T!
Choose the duo ticket, paint BOTH of these magnificent concrete creatures, and save yourself $30.
Double the statues. Double the holiday chaos. One seriously fabulous front porch.
🎨 WHAT'S INCLUDED?
We've got everything you need to turn your concrete Christmas dreams into reality!
- Your choice of a 30" Grinch, 24" Max, or BOTH!
- Your concrete statue(s), already primed and ready for their holiday glow-up
- Exterior-grade paints and all painting supplies
- Protective sealer to help your new friends brave the elements
- Tips, tricks, guidance, and probably some questionable commentary from Stephanie of Fern & Folk
- A holiday masterpiece that weighs more than your average Christmas decoration and has approximately 1,000% more personality
NO ARTISTIC TALENT REQUIRED!
Seriously. If you can hold a paintbrush and appreciate a healthy dose of holiday sarcasm, you're our kind of people.
We'll walk you through painting and finishing your new holiday bestie, so they're ready to spread Christmas cheer (or mild neighborhood intimidation) on your porch, patio, or garden.
🎅 THE DIRTY DETAILS
📍 Simply Made Here
📅 Workshop Dates:
- Saturday, November 7th
⏰ 12 AM to 3 PM
🎨 Hosted by Stephanie of Fern & Folk
PLEASE NOTE: When purchasing your ticket, you'll select the Grinch, Max, or the Dynamic Duo. Each ticket includes the statue(s) you selected and everything needed to paint them!
🚨 A LITTLE HEADS-UP!
These concrete cuties are absolute units, which means we can only fit so many of their big ol' butts into one workshop.
Space is VERY limited, and advance registration is required! DO NOT BRING EXTRA GUESTS!! All guests must have a ticket to participate as physical space is limited.
So grab your bestie, your favorite holiday troublemaker, or that one friend who starts decorating for Christmas in September, and come get Grinchy with us!
Let's make your porch the talk of Whoville.
And remember...
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. But damn, you're gonna look good on that porch. 💚🎄
Event venue & nearby stays
Simply Made Here, 2302 Frederick Road, Catonsville, United States
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