About this Event
⚠️🤖🌙 FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S: A COMPLETELY UNHINGED DRAG PARODY EXPERIENCE 🌙🤖⚠️
🎤 Was that the Bite of '87?!
🍕 Was that your dignity leaving your body?!
💅 Was that a drag queen crawling out of a security camera?!
YES. YES IT WAS.
From the gloriously chaotic minds of Banana Delvey 🍌👑 and Miss October 🎃💋, the Eastside Sisters are back with another sold-out-bound drag parody catastrophe that absolutely should not exist and yet somehow does.
After selling out Vancouver with:
✨ Bratatoille
✨ Charli XCX and The Chocolate Factory
✨ The Gay Of Thrones Drag Parody Show
✨ And an alarming number of other chaotic productions
...they are now breaking into Freddy Fazbear's Pizza after hours and turning your favorite animatronic nightmare into a drag fever dream.
🤖🐻🍕 FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S: THE DRAG PARODY SHOW 🍕🐻🤖
Get ready for a night of:
🔦 Jump scares
💋 Jump slays
🤖 Animatronics behaving inappropriately
🍕 SEXIEST PIZZA EATING CONTEST
💅 Even more questionable decisions
📹 Security cameras that should probably be turned off
👀 Things lurking in dark corners
🔥 Drag performers absolutely refusing to stay in their designated stage areas
Whether you're a longtime FNAF lore expert with seventeen conspiracy theories, a casual fan, or someone who simply enjoys watching drag queens descend into complete madness, this show is for you.
📹👁️ Check the cameras.
🔦 Close the doors.
🍕 Protect the pizza.
😭 Pray for your sanity.
⚠️⚠️⚠️ EXTREMELY IMPORTANT WARNING ⚠️⚠️⚠️
🔞 THIS SHOW IS STRICTLY FOR ADULT AUDIENCES ONLY.
And by adult we mean:
🍆 Adult jokes
🍑 Adult themes
💋 Adult content
🔥 Inappropriate drag nonsense
🩲 Potential partial nudity
🤖 Animatronics behaving in ways their manufacturers never intended
😭 Things you absolutely cannot unsee
This is NOT the Five Nights at Freddy's your little cousin is obsessed with.
This is the version that escaped containment.
If you've ever wondered what would happen if Freddy Fazbear got access to drag, alcohol, and absolutely no supervision, this show is your answer.
And trust us...
🐻🔪🍕 Some things are better left in the back room.
🎟️ TICKET PRICES 🎟️
🐥 Early Bird Tickets $10
🐰 Presale Tickets $15
🐻 Door Tickets $20
🍹 FREDDY'S VIP PACKAGE for TWO! $400 Includes...
- ADMISSION FOR TWO
- TWO EXCLUSIVE CUSTOM COLLECTABLE EASTSIDE SISTERS FNAF CROSSOVER T-SHIRTS ✨ (available ONLY through this VIP package and ONLY at the FNAF show! )
- AN EXCLUSIVE VIP DIRTY SHIRLEY BACKROOM MEET & GREET EXPERIENCE including TWO FREE DIRTY SHIRLEYS that you'll enjoy with the Eastside Sisters backstage before the show🍹
- But that's not all... ️ You'll also receive an EXCLUSIVE EASTSIDE SISTERS FNAF CROSSOVER MERCH PACK
- And the cherry on top of the night... ✨ YOU AND YOUR BESTIE will SELECT THE FINALE SONG for the show from a list of iconic ESS favourites!! ✨
⚠️ Tickets may disappear faster than a night guard after Night 5, so grab yours before they're gone! ⚠️
🤖🌙🍕 Come laugh, scream, question reality, and survive the night.
Because after this show...
🔦 You'll never look at Chica the same way again. 🔦🐻💋✨🍕
Event venue & nearby stays
Junction, 1138 Davie Street, Vancouver, Canada
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