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🎄🌶️ DANGER JALAPEÑO: A VERY JALAPEÑO CHRISTMAS! 🌶️🎄🎅 Naughty Music for Nice People! 🎸🔥
📅 SATURDAY, DECEMBER 19TH
⏰ 7 PM
📍 CHICAGO STREET PUB – DOWNTOWN JOLIET
🎟️ $10 AT THE DOOR
🎅 HO! HO! HOLY CRAP! WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!
Christmas is coming to Chicago Street Pub, and apparently someone thought it was a good idea to put David Francis in charge of the holiday entertainment.
Santa has been warned. The elves have lawyered up. And Rudolph has already called in sick. 🦌
That's right! DANGER JALAPEÑO is back, and this time they're stuffing your stockings with an absolutely ridiculous night of LIVE CHRISTMAS MUSIC! 🎸🎄
For those unfamiliar with Danger Jalapeño, here's how it works:
David Francis gathers a rotating cast of talented local musicians, gives them a theme, and then unleashes them upon an unsuspecting public.
What happens next is anybody's guess.
And this time, the theme is CHRISTMAS! 🎅
🎶 WHAT'S ON THE CHRISTMAS LIST?
🎄 Holiday classics that everyone knows and loves!
🎸 Christmas songs that probably shouldn't be played this loud!
🎬 Your favorite holiday movie tunes!
🔔 Songs that will have you jingling ALL the way!
🌶️ And whatever other musical nonsense David and his merry band of misfits decide to throw at you!
Will there be Christmas carols? Probably.
Will there be rock and roll? Absolutely.
Will someone attempt a song that has absolutely no business being performed at a Christmas show?
Have you MET these people?!
We don't know exactly what's going to happen, but we can promise you one thing:
THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANDMA'S CHRISTMAS PAGEANT! 🤘🎅
Unless your grandma drinks whiskey, plays electric guitar, and has been banned from at least three church choirs.
In that case, BRING GRANDMA! She's our kind of people!
🎁 THE DETAILS, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! 🎁
🌶️ Danger Jalapeño: A Very Jalapeño Christmas!
🎸 Led by David Francis and featuring a rotating cast of local musical troublemakers!
📅 Saturday, December 19th
⏰ 7 PM
📍 Chicago Street Pub – Downtown Joliet
🎟️ $10 at the door
Grab your friends, put on your ugliest Christmas sweater, and get ready for a holiday show that's guaranteed to put a little extra pepper in your peppermint! 🌶️🍬
MERRY CHRISTMAS, YA FILTHY ANIMALS!
🎄🔥 AND A ROCKIN' NEW YEAR! 🔥🎄
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75 N Chicago St, Joliet, IL, United States, Illinois 60432
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