Old Enough for Senior Discounts, Young Enough for Bad Decisions! 🚢Donny and Jenny are hitting the high seas aboard the Norwegian Aura to celebrate 17 years of marriage (aka mutual survival) and Donny’s 54th birthday!
We sail from Miami on June 26, 2027, for a 7-night cruise to Puerto Plata, St. Thomas, Tortola, and Great Stirrup Cay.
Drinks are included! 🍹
(Though for Donny, that means endless Red Bull and ginger ale—because he’s powered by caffeine, not cocktails.)
Donny, powered by Red Bull and reckless optimism, will be in the casino—trying his luck on Wolf Run, his “lucky” slot machine that hasn’t paid out since 2014 but is definitely due.
Jenny will be sunbathing—or hiding out in the Vibe Beach Club, pretending she doesn’t know the guy bragging about his finally finished car to anyone within earshot.
Sunshine, sarcasm, and a slightly over-caffeinated birthday boy—what could possibly go wrong?
And Now for the Details:
Prices are based on double occupancy and include all taxes, port fees, and daily gratuities. A deposit of $250 is required at the time of booking, with the final payment due by February 26, 2027.
Each cabin includes a $100 onboard credit plus additional perks:
Unlimited Open Bar Package
Three Specialty Dining Experiences
150 Minutes of Wi-Fi Access
$50 Shore Excursion Credit per Port, per Cabin
Perk Selection:
Oceanview, Balcony, and Club Balcony Suites receive all four perks.
Inside Cabins may choose two perks.
Pricing:
IB Inside: $3956.10
BB Balcony: $4943.20
BA Balcony: $4697.20
Event venue
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