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🎤💥🚛 BATHROOM SINGING: MONSTER TRUCKS ❄️ DANCING ON ICE ❄️ EDITION 🚛💥🎤(YES, THIS IS REAL. NO, THERE ARE NO BRAKES.)
🗓 Date: Thursday, September 4, 2025
⏰ Time: 08:00 PM — until the ice melts or we ascend to karaoke Valhalla
📍 Location: JAM — the arena of dreams, disasters, and destiny
💸 Entry: FREE (because capitalism fears us)
🛞💃 THE ICE IS TREMBLING. THE TRUCKS ARE TWERKING. THE MIC IS CALLING. 💃🛞
Imagine a monster truck pirouette. Imagine fire shooting from exhaust pipes as you belt “Total Eclipse of the Heart.” Imagine a golden toilet spinning gently in the spotlight while two grown adults in fur coats sing Shakira in harmony.
Now stop imagining — because IT’S HAPPENING.
🌪 WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?
WHY ARE YOUR NIPPLES HARD AND YOUR SOUL SCREAMING?
• You didn’t come this far through this fever dream of a timeline just to sing quietly.
• You have at least three voices inside you: Power Ballad, Disney Villain, and Demonic Screamo Angel.
• You saw that golden toilet in a vision. It spoke. It demanded Whitney.
• Ice? Trucks? Karaoke? YES. TRINITY COMPLETE.
• You once cried during a Limp Bizkit performance — and you were the one performing.
• You woke up this morning and whispered: “I want to die surrounded by sequins and feedback.”
🔥 WHAT’S WAITING IN THE JAM-ARENA OF GLORY 🔥
A golden microphone, wrenched from the frostbitten claw of a flame-drenched truck beast.
A golden toilet, majestic and unbothered, reigning over a battlefield of bangers and broken dreams.
An audience of legends. Hype gremlins. Gutter angels. Gleeful chaos goblins who will cheer you on even if you butcher Beyoncé — especially if you butcher Beyoncé.
The floor is ice. The crowd is lava.
And you? You’re the mythical karaoke truck skater god they’ve all been waiting for.
💥 IF YOU’RE READING THIS, IT’S ALREADY TOO LATE. 💥
Your name’s on the list. The engine’s running. The glitter cannon’s locked and loaded.
You don’t attend Bathroom Singing. You become part of its legend.
🎙 BRING YOUR VOICE.
🛞 BRING YOUR DRAMA.
🚽 CLAIM YOUR THRONE.
💋 SEE YOU THURSDAY, YOU BEAUTIFUL BANSHEE. 💋
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Event Venue & Nearby Stays
41 Soi Rong Nam Khaeng (Charoen Rat Soi 1), Sathorn - Surasak BTS Exit 2, Bangkok, Thailand
