“Am I the A*hole?” - Standup Comedy Settling YOUR Disputes

Thu, 29 Jan, 2026 at 07:30 pm to Thu, 25 Jun, 2026 at 09:00 pm UTC-08:00

The Function | San Francisco

The Function
Publisher/HostThe Function
\u201cAm I the A*hole?\u201d - Standup Comedy Settling YOUR Disputes

Petty disputes. Over-the-top defenses. You decide who’s guilty of being THE A*SHOLE.


Think Judge Judy meets stand-up comedy—except the cases are way dumber (but equally entertaining).

The CROWD-FAVORITE comedy show where two comics go head-to-head arguing for-and-against your most absurd, everyday disputes and YOU are the jury on whether who is the a*shole.

We’re talking disputes like:

  • I unplugged my boyfriend’s PlayStation mid-game because he wouldn’t help with the dishes.
  • My friend want to charge me $50 to park at his driveway during Outside Lands.
  • My boyfriend wants to board his dog at my no-pets allowed apartment and I said no.

See clips from our past shows on Instagram, @amitheaholecomedy


HOW THIS SHOW WORKS

📝 You submit your pettiest problems anonymously, at the time of purchasing your ticket or at the show.

🎭 Diverse lineup of 3-4 best comics in the Bay Area - as seen on Cobb’s Comedy Club, SF Sketchfest, Punch Line San Francisco, Netflix is a Joke Festival, Edinburgh Festival Fringe, and more - will be put on trial with over-the-top monologues, fake protests, and chaotic courtroom antics. Lineup:


💡 YOU vote on who is the a*hole (and maybe walk away with a renewed sense of justice)


OTHER THINGS TO NOTE

🎟️ Limited $15 tickets for seats in front of the stage with unobstructed view; $10 tickets for seats at the bar or mezzanine with obstructed view of the stage but same amount of fun. Full view of the stage via TVs. Tickets are $20 at the door.

⏰ ~75 -90 minutes show

🍹 Like all comedy clubs, there is a two-drink minimum to help support the bar & staff. Non-alcoholic beverages count too. Please note the venue is cashless (Credit / Debit / Mobile payments accepted).

Event Venue

The Function, 1414 Market St, San Francisco, CA 94102, United States

Tickets

USD 10.00 to USD 15.00

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