100 Julian Sterns, Ranked by Hotness Alone

Sat Dec 06 2025 at 08:00 pm to 09:30 pm UTC-08:00

The Crow | Santa Monica

The Crow
Publisher/HostThe Crow
100 Julian Sterns, Ranked by Hotness Alone
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Julian Stern (McSweeney’s, Laughing Skull, EdFringe) apologizes for working at a men’s magazine by ranking 100 pictures of himself.
About this Event

Julian worked at a magazine. He ranked celebrity women based on hotness. Today, he's a nice guy and understands that was bad. As penance, he will lead the audience in ranking 100 versions of himself. By hotness alone.

Come see the choose-your-own-adventure, interactive stand-up and musical comedy show from Julian Stern fresh off its 2025 Edinburgh run!

Audiences said:

“The highlight of my fringe!”

“Julian makes everyone feel included in the best way (not pressured at all) and I was laughing along the entire time.”

“The most creative and engaging show i saw at fringe! Also, fun to kinda bully a comedian tbh.”

“Funny, unhinged at points and the audience have the power to dictate where the show goes.”

[Laurels and Credits for Julian!]Winner: Best of Fest (Big Pine Comedy Fest). Official Selection: Laughing Skull Fest, Bergamot Comedy Fest, Hell Yes Fest.

Seen in: Comedy Central Digital, McSweeney's, Maxim Magazine



Recommended for 18 + (material is mature and can be compared to content seen in rated R films)


This show is located in The Nest and is only accessible via stairs

Bergamot Station Arts Center • @bergamotsantamonica

Doors open 30 minutes before

No-drink minimum

10% off at Birdie G's • @birdiegsla

FREE PARKING in our lot

Located directly at the 26th Street/Bergamot Station Metro Stop

24/7 security guard on site

PLEASE NOTE: THIS SHOW WILL BE IN OUR UPSTAIRS ROOM; Please email [email protected] to inquire about ADA accommodations.

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Event Venue & Nearby Stays

The Crow, 2525 Michigan Avenue, Santa Monica, United States

Tickets

USD 23.11

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