Berlin's only dirty-storytelling open mic celebrates the winter holidays at Crack Bellmer on Monday, Dec 15, with the theme of "GIFTS." Bring us your tales of giving and receiving, of things unwrapped, of talents unfolded.
SPECIAL WINTER ACTIVITIES: holiday mini-market with last-minute gift ideas AND a dirty snowflake craft table!
SUGGESTED ATTIRE: Cheesy holiday sweaters are welcome! Also, cookies!
Mon 15 Dece * doors at 7pm, slam starts at 8
Advance tickets: https://buytickets.at/smutslaminternational/1954661
online sales end at 3pm day of show
General admission: 15€ ticket + 2.17€ VAT and fee
Supporter: 25€ ticket + 3.04€ fee (making our soli tickets possible)
International Supporter: 40€ ticket + 4.34€ fee (supporting Smut Slam on tour!)
At the door: €20/general, €10/soli (for students or unemployed folks w/ supporting ID, CASH ONLY)
Don’t have cash at the door? You can skip the trip to the ATM and pay through our ticketing site with the QR code and your card (normal fees + VAT apply).
* * PLEASE NOTE: tickets are transferable but NON-REFUNDABLE for any reason.
Location: Crack Bellmer, Revaler Str 99, Berlin
(Main entry at Revaler Str & Simon-Dach-Str, 8-10 minutes' walk from S Warschauer Str)
More accurate map here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/wjKdmTeEpoA6PiL76?g_st=ic
(cover photo by Marc Seestadt)
GUEST JUDGES: TBA
** Prizes from Other Nature alternativer Sexladen and Erotiquest!
** Fuckbucket prize from Überlube
SCHEDULE OF EVENTS
7-8 pm: get tested, save your seat, enjoy our holiday market and craft table, grab your drink
8-10:30pm: Smut Slam, in the old-fashioned way (with one short intermission)
10:30-whenever: stay for a little longer, we don't have to worry about neighbors here!
The Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories from the audience, stories from guests and sometimes even celebrity judges, and also readings from THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient and funnily named receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!
IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories or fuckbuckets involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination, or nonconsensual objectification or fetishization. All activities discussed must be CONSENSUAL.
SMUT SLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, sex activist and educator, and former phone sex operator. When not performing, riding the train, or actually having sex herself, Cameryn writes Sidewalk Smut: custom type-written erotica as street performance and literary art.
WE PRACTICE SAFER SMUT! DO NOT ATTEND if you are feeling poorly! There will be more slams!
* ** We encourage mask use indoors. This remains one of the best ways to protect yourself against getting sick from COVID or any of the other airborne diseases going around.
*** Crack Bellmer has a government-certified machine that exchanges all the air in the room every 10-15 minutes. Included in that system is a HEPA filter.
*** TESTING NOTICE: Please bring photo of same-day negative test results, or come early to take a self-test at the door (for €1, thank you!). We will have Smutterlings on hand to assist. IF YOU TEST POSITIVE, we will have to send you home.
** As always, we are closely watching current COVID-19 rates, and as things change, one way or the other, we may loosen or tighten our pandemic protocols. We will never surprise you with changes, but tell you in advance, so you can make informed decisions. Smut Slam keeps both comfort and well-being in mind, for the community!
PLEASE NOTE: We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space: https://docs.google.com/document/d/120FTNtC47HhNIEP91TXpUT21mwsDCryMsRhAj74nJjs/edit?usp=sharing Please do take a moment to read this statement, thank you!
ACCESSIBILITY: The venue space is wheelchair accessible.
Event Venue
Crack Bellmer, Revaler Straße 14, 10245 Berlin, Deutschland, Berlin, Germany
Tickets
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