Advertisement
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨A new restaurant called Dutch Anchor is opening April 1st… which is extremely suspicious timing.
Either:
It’s a real restaurant 🇳🇱⚓
It’s an elaborate April Fools prank
Or they only serve pancakes the size of boat anchors
Imagine showing up opening day like:
“Hi yes, I’d like a table for two and emotional support in case this is a joke.”
If it is real, I expect:
Stroopwafels bigger than steering wheels
Fries served in tiny wooden clogs
Staff greeting you with “Ahoy there, gezellig friend!”
Honestly I’m rooting for it to be real because I’m emotionally invested in nautical pancakes now.
Advertisement
Event Venue
Unit A 211 Ewen Ave. New Westminister,, New Westminster, BC, Canada, British Columbia V3M 5B3
Tickets
Concerts, fests, parties, meetups - all the happenings, one place.
