Pitch Your Bestie - Christmas Special

Fri Dec 12 2025 at 07:30 pm to 11:30 pm UTC+00:00

The Garden Vauxhall | London

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Pitch Your Bestie - Christmas Special
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About this Event

Pitch Your Bestie

London’s Most Chaotic, Heartfelt & Hilarious Live Dating Show


Tired of swiping? Come grab a drink and let the besties do the flirting. Pitch Your Bestie flips modern dating on its head - and you don’t even have to be single to enjoy it.


For singles and spectators (22–35), it’s the perfect night to laugh, cringe, cheer, and maybe spot a new crush. Think of it as part comedy show, part reality TV, part messy night out with your mates.



💘 What is it?

Imagine stand-up comedy meets Love Island meets a messy night out with your freinds– with PowerPoints, embarrassing stories, and unfiltered hype.

At Pitch Your Bestie, ride-or-die friends take the mic to sell their mate to a crowd of fun, flirty strangers.As the audience? You just sit back, sip your drink, and watch the chaos unfold.

  • Live bestie pitches
  • Weirdly specific bingo for easy icebreakers
  • A chaotic night out after



🎤 3 Ways to Play:



💘 Pitcher?

Sell your single bestie like your life depends on it.



🎯 Being pitched?

Strut on stage and bask in the attention.



🎉 Audience?

Watch the drama, sip your drink, and maybe slide into a DM or two.


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🟢🟠🔴 The Vibe Check (Our Traffic Light Stickers):


🟢 Single & ready to mingle

🟠 It’s complicated, proceed gently

🔴 Just here for the show & support


Whether you're searching for the one, hyping your BFF, or just soaking up the spectacle – Pitch Your Bestie is where it all goes down.


Get your ticket. Bring your wingperson. Dress to impress. Let’s get unhinged.



✨ Pitch Your Bestie – Code of Conduct ✨

We want everyone to have fun, make connections, and feel safe at Pitch Your Bestie. By attending, you agree to the following:


Respect each other

  • No harassment, discrimination, or unwanted behaviour of any kind.
  • A “no” means no – always respect boundaries.

Traffic Light Stickers ≠ Consent

  • Our traffic light system (🟢 Amber 🔴) is for vibes and clarity.
  • It doesn’t replace asking, listening, and respecting people’s choices.

Look out for each other

  • If you see someone uncomfortable, check in.
  • If you need support, speak to event staff or security – we’ll help.

Zero tolerance for misconduct

  • Anyone breaking these rules may be removed without refund.
  • Serious incidents may be reported to the venue or authorities.

Own your night

  • You are responsible for your own actions and safety.
  • By joining, you accept that the organisers are not liable for the behaviour of attendees.

Main Events

🕑: 08:00 PM - 10:30 PM
✨ Bestie Pitches
Host: Watch and Cheer

Info: ✨ 4 rounds – 3 bestie pitches per round – max 5 mins each ✨15 minute post-pitch mingle break in-between each round of pitches.


🕑: 08:30 PM - 11:00 PM
Mingling and Bingo
Host: Break the Ice

Info: After each round of pitches you can now go say Hi! Grab a drink, chat, maybe flirt – everyone’s just warming up.
✨ Break the ice with our weirdly specific bingo stamps.
Go find that person who “Uses ChatGPT as a therapist ” or “ran a marathon after a quarter-life crisis” – and tick them off that chaotic little bingo card.


🕑: 11:00 PM - 05:00 AM
After Party
Host: Dance the Night Away

Info: Dance the night way with your new crush or your besties after your all flirted out. Flirt responsibly, text your therapist about it tomorrow, and don’t hold back.


Detailed Agenda

🕑: 07:30 PM - 08:00 PM
Checking In and Pre-Pitch Mingling

Info: This is where you’ll get your name tag, traffic light sticker, and one of our weirdly specific bingo cards.
Grab a drink, compliment a stranger, awkwardly check out the crowd. Warm-up flirts encouraged. Start those bingo cards early ❤️


🕑: 08:00 PM - 08:15 PM
Introduction and House Rules

Info: How the Night Unfolds

✨ 4 rounds – 3 bestie pitches per round – max 5 mins each ✨The post-pitch mingle is where the real fun (and flirting) begins.
✨After every round, mingle like your crush is watching – and get those bingo stamps!
✨Rock your sticker like it’s your romantic aura – green, amber, or red


🕑: 08:15 PM - 08:30 PM
First Round of Pitches

Info: Our first trio of ride-or-dies take the mic and go full hype-beast on their besties. Expect PowerPoints, confessions, and passionate testimonials.


🕑: 08:30 PM - 08:45 PM
Moving and Mingling

Info: You just saw some spicy pitches – now go say hi! Grab a drink, chat, maybe flirt – everyone’s just warming up.
✨ Bonus points for bold moves and bingo stamps.
Go find “guy in finance” or “ran a marathon after a quarter-life crisis” – and tick them off that chaotic little bingo card.


🕑: 08:45 PM - 09:00 PM
Second Round of Pitches

Info: Three more chaotic Cupid attempts . May include: slideshow transitions, curated playlists, and oversharing (we live for it)


🕑: 09:00 PM - 09:15 PM
Moving and Shaking

Info: By now, someone’s caught your eye or spilled their drink. Either way – mingle, flirt, and ask “so, which pitch was your fav?”


🕑: 09:15 PM - 09:30 PM
Third Round of Pitches

Info: The drama builds. The friends get more unhinged. The crowd, fully invested!


🕑: 09:30 PM - 09:45 PM
Shuffle & Spark

Info: You know the drill – more drinks, more bingo, more blush-worthy convos . Go find “the one who has a situationship with their barista"☕❤️‍


🕑: 09:45 PM - 10:00 PM
Final Round of Pitches

Info: Final pitches. Maximum chaos. Emotional mic drops. Confetti-level declarations. Make it count.


🕑: 10:00 PM - 10:15 PM
Closing Speech and Bingo Winner Announcement

Info: Gather 'round, lovers & lurkers. We’ll wrap up with a little love note to the night, shoutouts to our chaotic cupids , and announce our Bingo Royalty. If you crossed off “guy in finance,” “gap yah energy”, and “running from a quarter-life crisis via marathon” ? - you might just win a cheeky prize + eternal glory ✨


🕑: 11:00 PM - 05:00 AM
The Organised Chaos Ends - and the Carnage Begins...

Info: The pitches are done and you get entrance to the after party. Now it’s your turn: flirt responsibly, text your therapist about it tomorrow, and don’t hold back - stay, chat, dance, trade numbers, spill secrets, and maybe seal the night with a kiss (or two)


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Event Venue & Nearby Stays

The Garden Vauxhall, 6A South Lambeth Place, London, United Kingdom

Tickets

GBP 22.38

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