Name: ⛧ x ☤ x ☨ CHURCH OF DONKOLOGY 4: The Treasure of Donklantis ☨ x ☤ x ⛧
Start: 2026-05-23T22:00:00+01:00
End: 2026-05-24T05:00:00+01:00
Location: Beaver Works

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⛧ x ☤ x ☨ CHURCH OF DONKOLOGY 4: The Treasure of Donklantis ☨ x ☤ x ⛧
Donkologists of Earth, the church elders call for your aid once more. On this day we are praised by the mighty Eudonkilus himself, for we come to you not in peril, but with a call to adventure!
The same forces that sought to unleash K'nord the Merciless upon our realm have set their sights upon the great city of Donklantis!! The Queen of Donklantis herself has called upon the church to retrieve her lost treasure and establish lasting peace and prosperity for her people.
It is well known that loyal Donkologists are honour-bound to answer any call made by a Grand Monarch of the Donkoverse. With this in mind we ask you all to attend a special Donkgregation at the great Temple of Beaverworks on May 23rd! The church elders will perform an ancient ritual capable of opening a portal deep beneath the waves, to the sub-aquatic realm of Donklantis!!
The Queen has gathered a collection of her most noble ladies and lords to perform a welcoming ritual for all arriving Donkologists! In addition she has promised each Donkologist a share of the treasure once it is returned to her ocean palace.
So join us, noble Donkologist.. adventure awaits! But always be vigilant, we can never know what lies in the deep dark depths.
PRAISE DONK!!!

⛧ x ☨ x ☨ LINEUP ☨ x ☨ x ⛧
LOBSTA B
BUBBLE07
DOLFINBOY
AQUALAND
IFFYHYPE
BEN SUFF DONK
JUICY GOOSE B2B FROGGY
TOXTETH COWBOY
R2G2
MISSES CUEPOINTS
ORGALORG THE TEKNO LORD
DONKGORGON
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23/05/2026 - Beaverworks, Leeds
Donkologists may be hell-bent on the domination of the universe but we accept all genders, sexualities, creeds and species throughout the known universe. This is a safe space and no discrimination of any kind will be tolerated and you may be excommunicated from any further donkregations.