Name: The Wicker Man (2006): Trash Cinema Night at Bird's Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack
Start: 2026-03-14T21:00:00-04:00
Location: 636-1 Railroad Square, Tallahassee, FL

The Wicker Man (2006): Trash Cinema Night at Bird's Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack

Hey Gang, The Primal Root here, inviting YOU to join us at Bird's Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack Saturday March 14th as we head off to Summer Isle with Nic Cage for the bafflingly stupid 2006 remake of the folk horror classic, THE WICKER MAN! Join us and enjoy this slice of unintentional absurdism with Speing just around the corner. Also, watch out for the bees!
No Cover Charge (that's cheap!)
9pm
The Wicker Man
(2006, dir. Neil LaBute)
UNRATED Director's Cut
starring Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, Kate Beahan, Frances Conroy, Molly Parker, Leelee Sobieski and Diane Delano
Synopsis: A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community.