About this Event
SONIC DRAG SHOW FOR ADULTS ONLY πππ
πππ₯ SONIC: A COMPLETELY UNHINGED BRAIN ROT DRAG PARODY EXPERIENCE π₯ππ
(this is NOT a game this is a neurological event)
The Eastside Sisters are BACK and moving at a speed that should be ILLEGAL π¨π₯
π Banana Delvey and π Miss October have fully abandoned sanity and are unleashing a SONIC MEME NIGHTMARE that will rewire your brain permanently
WELCOME TO SONIC ππ
but likeβ¦ glitched out cursed louder faster and completely FRIED βπ§ π₯
πβ¨ THINK
π§ brain rot parody that feels like scrolling at 3am with no sleep
π drag so fast it clips through reality
π₯ zero plot just vibes chaos and βwhat did I just watchβ
π RINGS EVERYWHERE you are LOSING THEM constantly
πΊ massive screens blasting deep fried cursed sonic memes NON STOP
π go go dancers moving like they are buffering
π€ screaming crying LAGGING emotional DAMAGE
EXPECT πππ
π SANIC energy I AM SPEED I AM GOD ππ¨
π‘ CHAOS EMERALDS??? no explanation just vibes
π SONIC LOVES CHILI DOGS and so will you against your will
π§ βGOTTA GO FASTβ playing in your head until you SNAP
π₯ cursed early 2000s internet energy dripping from the ceiling
π audience fully losing it like NPCs breaking script
This is Sonic like you have NEVER seen it
more cursed more chaotic more BRAIN ROT and hosted by queens who should NOT have access to WiFi ππ‘π₯
π WHERE The Junction Davie St
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WHEN May 17th
β° DOORS 6:30 PM
π¬ SHOW 8:00 PM
π ENDS ??? time is fake reality is collapsing
πΆ KARAOKE AFTER because the brain rot NEVER STOPS
π¨ WARNING π¨
you will lag
you will glitch
you will hear βGOTTA GO FASTβ in your dreams
you will not recover
ποΈ get tickets NOW before this becomes another SOLD OUT digital catastrophe π₯π₯
arrive early stay late become CORRUPTED DATA
GOTTA GO FAST BABY πππ₯πππ₯π§ πΊπ
Event Venue & Nearby Stays
Junction, 1138 Davie Street, Vancouver, Canada
CAD 12.06 to CAD 17.40








