About this Event
TO: All Employees
FROM: Management
SUBJECT: Lumon After Hours – Mandatory Fun
Esteemed Lumon Employees,You are cordially invited—and strongly encouraged—to attend Lumon After Hours: Severance Trivia & Dance Party, an officially sanctioned opportunity for team bonding and controlled revelry.Date: Thurday, March 27th
Location: The Whale South Slope
Agenda:
• 7:00 PM – 8:00 PM: Severance Trivia – A rigorous examination of your knowledge of Lumon lore and protocol (and Severance season 1 and 2) Compliance is rewarded. Errors will be noted.
• 8:00 PM – Close: Dance & Socialization Protocol – A DJ will provide an approved selection of Severance-style music and, for the bold, Defiant Jazz. Participation is both expected and optional.
Dress Code: Business attire is highly encouraged. Your Outie would approve.
Refreshments: The Melon and Egg Bar will be available to all employees, ensuring peak cognitive performance and adherence to tradition.
This event is a morale-boosting exercise, and attendance will reflect favorably on your permanent record. We look forward to observing your enthusiasm.
With unwavering devotion to Lumon,
Management
Event Venue & Nearby Stays
The Whale :: South Slope, 21 Buxton Avenue, Asheville, United States
USD 0.00
