About this Event
Space Cowboys Present
🚀🌌 LOST IN SPACE 🌌🚀
FEATURING Jerome Robins [Toronto] (Toolroom, Farris Wheel, Stereo Productions)
... plus Space Cowboys & Friends
- 8Ball
- Deckard
- Ding Dong (Brass Tax)
- Haute Mess (Brass Tax)
- Leyl Master Black
- Rumblemunk
- ShOOey
- Sol
- ViaJay (Angels of bAss)
Location: Monarch, 101 6th, SF, CA
Date: Sat 5/9/26
Time: 9pm to 3am
Dress Code: Galactic glam • Silver space commander • Disco astronaut
Tickets: bit.ly/lostinspace50-tix
Info: bit.ly/lostinspace50
All profits from this event benefits Bay Area non-profit Dancing Saved My Life: dancingsavedmylife.org/
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**âš TRANSMISSION FROM THE ROBOT âš **
*Warning. Warning.*
Danger, Brad Robinson.
You are approaching…
Your 50th orbit around the sun.
Energy levels: surprisingly stable.
Warranty: expired.
Knee joints: unpredictable.
Dance confidence: excessively high.
*Warning. Warning.*
Subject believes he is still 35.
Delusion levels acceptable.
Party readiness confirmed.
After five decades navigating Earth with confidence, sarcasm, and a dance floor permanently set to “his preference,” Brad has officially entered his 50s.
Much like any interstellar expedition, there were unexpected detours, minor malfunctions, and a strong refusal to ask for directions.
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**âš ROBOT STATUS UPDATE âš **
If Brad attempts:
* Breakdancing
* Telling stories that begin with “Back in my day…”
* Explaining how things were built better in the 80s
Remain calm.
Offer hydration.
Return him safely to the dance floor.
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Fifty years.
Still operational.
Still legendary.
Still ignoring warnings.
Join us as we celebrate Brad boldly going where he has absolutely gone before… but with better lighting.
Failure to respond may result in dramatic Robot arm-waving.
Event Venue & Nearby Stays
Monarch, 101 6th Street, San Francisco, United States
USD 17.85 to USD 33.85
