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“Picture this: Sicily, 1922…”And instead of a small Italian village, it’s Windsor in 2026 — and hundreds of you are dressed like fabulous 1980s Miami retirees hopping from bar to bar.
Yes, it’s happening.
WindsorEats is hosting a Golden Girls Pub Crawl on Sunday, May 17, 2026 — and this might be our most unhinged (in the best way) crawl yet.
We’re strongly encouraging guests to come dressed as Dorothy, Sophia, Rose, or Blanche — or lean fully into 1980s Miami retiree glam. Think oversized blazers, dramatic florals, costume pearls, teased hair, and unapologetic confidence. Groups of four? Absolutely elite energy.
Here’s How The Day Unfolds
The party kicks off at the **WindsorEats Food Hall**, where we’ll set the tone with themed drinks, interactive stations, and some seriously committed costumes. From there, we’ll stroll off to three additional establishments for an afternoon of pure Golden Girls chaos.
Expect:
🍸 Themed cocktails inspired by the Girls
👗 Costume prizes (go big or go home)
🎤 A Blanche pickup line contest (this is going to be wildly entertaining)
🎉 Interactive moments along the crawl
💿 A grand finale featuring a DJ spinning peak 1980s Miami-style bangers
We’re Also Attempting Something Slightly Ridiculous
We’re going to unofficially attempt the world record for most people dressed as the Golden Girls in one location.
Will anyone verify it? Probably not.
Will it be legendary? Absolutely.
The Important Details
📅 Sunday, May 17, 2026
💵 $5 per person (registration required)
👯♀️ BUT — if you assemble your own Dorothy, Sophia, Rose, and Blanche, your entire group of 4 registers FREE
That’s right. Squad goals literally pay off.
So start assigning roles now.
The sarcastic one. The sweet one. The spicy one. The chaotic storyteller.
Windsor… thank you for being a friend. 💛
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Event Venue
WindsorEats, Windsor Chapel Funeral Home LTD, Windsor, ON N9A, Canada
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