All Toddlers are Scorpios Book Release Show

Sun Apr 12 2026 at 08:00 pm to 09:30 pm UTC-04:00

Union Hall | Brooklyn

Union Hall
Publisher/HostUnion Hall
All Toddlers are Scorpios Book Release Show
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All Toddlers are Scorpios Book Release Show - Sunday, April 12 - 7:30pm Doors / 8:00pm Show
About this Event

Come celebrate the release of All Toddlers are Scorpios with author Johanna Gohmann (McSweeney’s) and illustrator Emily Flake (New Yorker)! Featuring comedy from Ophira Eisenberg, Hollie Harper, Patricia Dinglasan, and Sarah Hartshorne, plus astrology reading, costumes, and general mayhem. Books available for sale from bookseller Lofty Pigeon.

About the book:

Blending parental exasperation with cosmic insight, Gohmann breaks down toddler personalities by zodiac sign—offering a starry-eyed (and slightly frazzled) look at the joys and mysteries of raising tiny humans. The profiles of each zodiac sign include sections dedicated to best (and worst!) toddler playdate matches; toddler’s preferred music, snacks, and toys; parent-child zodiac compatibility; and hilarious illustrations throughout from cartoonist Emily Flake. Whether you are raising a tenacious Taurus, a balanced Libra, or, yes, a hell-raising Scorpio, this is a book that lets parents laugh at the sheer insanity of sharing their home with a tiny terror.

About Johanna and Emily:

Johanna Gohmann is an essayist, humor writer, and children’s book author whose work has appeared in The New Yorker, The Cut, and McSweeney’s, among other publications. She currently makes her home in Brooklyn, where she lives with her Irish computer nerd husband and their Scorpio son. You can find her at JohannaGohmann.com and on Instagram at @johannagohmann.
Emily Flake (Gemini) is a cartoonist, writer, comedian, and illustrator, and a regular contributor to The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, and many other publications. She is the author of Joke in a Box, That Was Awkward, and Mama Tried. She owns and operates the St. Nell’s Humor Writing Residency in Williamsport, PA. She lives in Brooklyn with her husband (Virgo), daughter (ditto), and alarmingly large cat (Pisces). You can find her at EmilyFlake.com and on Instagram at @eflakeagogo.


7:30pm Doors / 8:00pm Show

$12 advance / $15 at the door GA (mixed seated / standing)

Ages 21+



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All Advance and Door tickets are Mixed Seating and Standing. Seating is limited.

When you arrive, simply check in at the door by providing the name of the ticket purchaser to claim your Will Call tickets.

Only Credit and Tap to Pay are accepted for ticket sales at the door.

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Event Venue & Nearby Stays

Union Hall, 702 Union St., Brooklyn, United States

Tickets

USD 15.92 to USD 19.26

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