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🎄The Grinch Here.Yes, THE Grinch.
I’ll Be Doing Pet Photos.
Apparently. 🎄
A Zoomies & Purr Holiday Celebration (That I Was Dragged Into)
📅 Saturday, December 13th
🕚 11 AM – 3 PM
📍 Zoomies & Purr – Sparks, NV
Well, well, well…
Look who’s hosting a holiday event they didn’t ask me permission for.
Let me explain how this disaster happened:
Santa took one glance at the schedule, clutched his little red coat, and mumbled something dramatic like,
“Absolutely not — a dog might pee on me.”
And before anyone could say “roast beast,” everyone turned to ME.
“Hey Grinch, want to do pet photos?”
Do I look like someone who wants to smile at a parade of adorable pets in festive sweaters?
…Don’t answer that.
I said “Hold my eggnog — I’ll do it.”
Mostly out of spite.
📸 FREE PET PHOTOS WITH ME (THE GRINCH)
Bring your dogs.
Bring your cats.
Bring whatever critter thinks I’m some kind of oversized lime popsicle.
I will stand there.
I will pose.
I will tolerate holiday cheer.
And your pets will probably upstage me in every single photo.
Ugh.
Perfect for:
✅ holiday cards
✅ family screensavers
✅ blackmail
✅ bribing relatives to visit
🎁 GIVEAWAYS (I Tried to Hide Them)
Zoomies & Purr said I’m not allowed to keep everything for myself.
Rude.
So YOU get to enter drawings for:
🎄 Gift Certificates
🎁 Holiday Gift Baskets
💚 “Surprise items” I definitely didn’t try to steal
Whatever. Enjoy.
🎉 HOLIDAY DEALS (I’m Unimpressed)
✨ 15% OFF Toys
You want toys? Fine. Watch your pets ignore them and chew on something expensive instead. Hilarious.
✨ Buy 2 Treats, Get 1 FREE
“Generous.” They say. “Bribery.” I call it.
✨ 10% OFF Winter Apparel
Go ahead. Dress your pets better than me.
Everyone else does.
✨ Free Goodie Bags for the first 25 guests
I was caught trying to keep all 25.
Apparently “that’s not the point, Grinch.”
💚 WHY THIS IS HAPPENING (I’m Still Confused)
Zoomies & Purr insists this event is about:
“community,” “joy,” and “giving back to local pets and families.”
Disgusting.
Heartwarming.
Ugh.
Fine.
It is pretty nice, I guess.
✅ RSVP (So They Stop Asking Me Who’s Coming)
Click “Going.”
Show up.
Bring your holiday spirit… or don’t.
I’ll bring the attitude.
See you December 13th.
I’ll be the green one pretending not to enjoy myself.
— The Grinch
(…and the Zoomies & Purr humans who made me do this)
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