Name: Video Store Burnouts - Dinosaurs.
Start: 2025-02-08T18:30:00+11:00
Location: 10/102 Henkel St, Brunswick VIC 3056

Sup Movie Goblins,
Usually, we would say something witty right here to get your attention, but this time, all I will say is Dinosaurs.
Just Dinosaurs.
Why?
Because the movies the goblins have picked for next month's Video Store Burnouts are some of the stupidest films we've ever seen.
Not just bad, but very, very stupid.
And even we are kind of ashamed of them.
So, with as little fan faire as possible,
Next month's theme is Dinosaurs.
Have you ever wanted to sit in a room full of other movie weirdos while asking yourself, "Why is there a Dinosaur in this movie?" and "What bad decisions led me to this moment in my life?".
While yelling jokes?
Well, then, you should join us as we test our sanity verse 2 of the worst dinosaur movies ever made on the 8th of February.
This month, our movie goblins have scoured the discount bins of corner shop video stores via a bad rotoscoped portal to 1987 and have found two of the worst Dinosaur movies to ever inspire young suburban kids to say, "Ok maybe being a film fan is a dead end, maybe I should just like football now?"
Expect things such as:
1. Rubber Dinosaurs
Suggested easy riffs: *Badly humming the Jurassic Park theme song*
Outfit suggestion: Caveman theme
Grab your tickets at the link above!
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The details are
- Dinosaurs
- 8th of February
- 6.30 pm
- Mystery Double feature
– 10/102 Henkle St Brunswick
The cinema is licenced, and this is an 18+ event.
Pre-drinks with the other VSB Goblins at the venue from 5.30 PM.
Please invite an odd friend cause it's best not to watch movies this bad without a support animal.
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Reminder:
Video Store Burnouts is a weird society that strives to test our minds versus the oddest movies, found only in the dustiest bargain bins, in the worst video stores, in the crummiest neighbourhoods, at the end of a busy Friday rush when even the stoners have left for the night and make jokes about them.