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**After a 4-month hiatus, Trainwreck is BACK to rock *On The Green*!** Tens of you have been *relentlessly* asking what we've been up to. The rumors, the mystery, the anticipation—it all ends now. Here’s what’s been going down:
- **Travis** has returned from his international pilgrimage to view every known mold ever sculpted by Cynthia Albritton. His final stop? A visit with the legendary cast of Jimi Hendrix. He described it as “inspiring,” and noted it bore an uncanny resemblance to the Yankees’ new torpedo bats. We’re still not sure what that means, but we support his journey.
- **Joe** has gone deep into the world of niche collecting and is now the proud owner of what may be *every* known photo of Barry Wood. All of them. And then some. He insists it’s for research, but we’re a bit concerned.
- **Scott** continues to be a beacon of blue-collar chic—sporting steel-toe boots and his iconic orange construction tee like a walking OSHA ad. When he’s not building the literal world, he moonlights as the construction guy in a YMCA tribute band. Their year peaked performing at Mar-a-Lago for President Trump. Word is, *Scott taught him that dance*. You're welcome, America.
- And **Tim**—last and very much least—has spent the hiatus fabricating completely unverified nonsense about his bandmates for this very post. He denies knowing exactly how many Barry Wood photos exist, but let’s just say... he knows Joe doesn't have them all.
**Come see Trainwreck live—fueled by bad decisions, good vibes, and whatever this energy is.**
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Event Venue & Nearby Stays
On The Green Sports Grill, 801 S Power Rd, Mesa, AZ 85206-5207, United States,Mesa, Arizona
