The "UN" Professionals Night Out | Anti-Networking for Entrepreneurs

FORGET EVERYTHING YOU HATE ABOUT NETWORKING EVENTS.

The "UN" Professionals Night Out is what happens when you take networking and remove everything soul-crushing about it.

This is NOT:

• A place to practice your elevator pitch
• An excuse to collect business cards you'll never look at
• A room full of forced small talk and fake smiling
• LinkedIn: The Live Experience
• Another hotel conference room with sad appetizers

This IS: ✨ UN-filtered conversations
✨ UN-scripted connections
✨ UN-apologetically chaotic fun
✨ UN-expected surprises (seriously, we're not telling you everything)
✨ UN-believably NOT boring

WHO SHOULD COME: Entrepreneurs, small business owners, freelancers, and general misfits who are professionally successful but personally unhinged. If you've ever left a networking event feeling like you wasted three hours of your life, this is your redemption arc.

THE RULES:

1. No business cards (seriously, leave them at home)
2. No "What do you do?" as an opener
3. No humble bragging about your Q4 numbers
4. Yes to being your authentic, slightly chaotic self
5. Yes to actual human connection
6. Yes to saying "I have no idea what I'm doing" out loud

WHAT TO EXPECT: You might accidentally make real friends. You definitely won't rehearse your pitch. You'll experience things you didn't know you needed at a networking event. You'll wonder why all networking events aren't like this. You'll remember why you became an entrepreneur in the first place—because you're too weird for corporate America and too ambitious to care.

We're keeping most of the details under wraps because surprises are more fun than agendas.

WHAT WE'LL TELL YOU:

• There will be food
• There will be drinks
• There will be experiences you can't get at a Holiday Inn Express mixer
• There will be others just as confused by this as you
• There will be zero PowerPoints

WHAT WE WON'T TELL YOU: Everything else. Trust us.

WHEN: March 26th, 6-9 PM
WHERE: 25 Water St, Amesbury
TICKETS: $10 (Less than you've wasted on LinkedIn Premium)

Come UN-prepared. Leave UN-forgettable memories.

This is networking, UN-done.

P.S. - Dress code: However you actually dress, not how you think you're supposed to dress for "networking."

What We Will Tell You:

• You won't be bored
• You won't regret the $10

Event Venue & Nearby Stays

25 Water St, 25 Water Street, Amesbury, United States

Concerts, fests, parties, meetups - all the happenings, one place.

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