Your ex is gone. Your dating apps are dry.
Time to meet real humans before your phone suggests “maybe try a pet instead.”
Don’t Just Date—Upgrade Your Entire Situation.
Join us for a Pre‑Valentine Speed Dating Night built for professionals who are tired of getting ghosted, breadcrumbed, or matched with people who “aren’t really looking for anything serious.”
Why You’ll Actually Laugh Your Way Through This Night
🤣 Because Your Dating App Algorithm Hates You
Meet real people with real height and real personalities.
⚡ Instant Chemistry Check
No more texting for three weeks just to discover they say “lol” after every sentence. You’ll know in seconds if the vibe is vibing.
🔥 Zero Weirdos, Zero Time‑Wasters
Everyone here is grown, intentional, and actually looking to meet someone. No “I’m just here for the free drink” energy.
💥 10–15 Mini‑Dates = 10–15 Chances to Redeem Your Love Life
It’s like speed‑running your dating life—but fun, flirty, and way less awkward than your last Hinge date.
✨ Curated, Balanced, and Not a Zoo
We keep it intimate so you’re not yelling over a crowd like you’re at a club trying to order fries.
🌹 Perfect Pre‑Valentine Timing
Show up now so you’re not spending Valentine’s Day eating takeout and watching couples argue on TikTok.
Who’s Pulling Up
Professionals who are attractive, ambitious, and actually ready to meet someone. Think: good jobs, good energy, good hygiene.
Your Love Life Called—It Wants a Plot Twist
Seats are limited and disappearing faster than your last situation-ship.
👉 Grab your ticket now
Come laugh, flirt, and maybe meet your match.
Event Venue
Mystique Barrel Brewing and Lager House, 912 Washington Blvd, Baltimore, United States
USD 45.00
