SKS MEETING: CAT BURGLAR PARTY

Cat Burglar is a specialty-themed Siren event built around skill, discretion, and consented misdirection. The fantasy is not conquest—it’s craft.

Participants (“Sirens”) enter as independent operators. Alliances may form organically, but no one is assigned a team. The night rewards intuition, restraint, and timing over force or spectacle.

The club is designed specifically for events like this:

• Layered rooms with multiple sightlines
• Soft lighting that rewards stillness
• Sound zones that mask movement without disorienting
• Staff trained to observe consent signals, not behavior

No cameras in play spaces.
No phones beyond the threshold.
No public scoreboard.

The environment makes overcontrol look clumsy.

Cat Burglar Aesthetic:

• Sleek, minimal, practical elegance
• Masks encouraged but not required
• No uniforms—individuality matters

The goal is readability to allies, opacity to everyone else.

The “prize” is not a person and not sexual access.

It is an artifact—symbolic, inert, and movable only by consent.

Examples (in-universe):

• A sealed token
• A marked band
• A coded card

The prize:

• Can be transferred voluntarily
• Can be protected collectively
• Cannot be taken by force

Sirens arrive individually across a wide window. No announcements. No roll call.

They are briefed with a single rule:

“If it isn’t given, it isn’t yours.”

Each Siren operates independently:

• Reading rooms
• Testing boundaries
• Gathering information through conversation, silence, or timing

Success depends on:

• Knowing when not to move
• Recognizing when attention is bait
• Understanding that restraint is power

Alliances may form:

• Without ceremony
• Without obligation
• Without permanence

Common patterns:

• Two Sirens trade cover for information
• A trio rotates distraction duties
• Short-term pacts dissolve cleanly

Breaking an alliance without drama is considered high skill.

The culture enforces its own code:

• No coercion
• No humiliation
• No exposure
• No retaliation

Violating honor doesn’t get you punished—it gets you ignored.

In this space, irrelevance is the only failure.

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