Riverstone Schofields Memorial Club

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Riverstone Schofields Memorial Club | Windsor

The Galaxy Guardians
Publisher/HostThe Galaxy Guardians
Riverstone Schofields Memorial Club
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After a top-secret NASA launch in the 1970s—just after the Apollo moon missions wrapped—the Galaxy Guardians blasted off into the cosmos on a mission to find intelligent life... and guitar solos.
Now, after decades orbiting the outer edges of funk, disco, and rock 'n' roll, the Guardians have returned to Earth—with tighter pants, bigger hair, and an even groovier setlist. While exploring the universe, they spent their free time perfecting the ultimate playlist from the golden age of music: the 1970s. (You're welcome.)
Their interstellar mixtape became so legendary, it was "accidentally" leaked to Earth artists like David Bowie, ELO, Paul McCartney, Steely Dan, Queen, Fleetwood Mac, Patti Smith—and basically anyone with a record deal and access to glitter.
🛸 Meet the Crew:
Captain Kater – piloting the ship and steering the vibe
Chief Instructor Alanna O'Toole – enforcing groove compliance
The Cowboy Guitar Twins – Dr. Brendan Powers & Dr. Doug Weaver, shredding riffs with surgical precision
Keyboard Controller Darren Richards – because every spaceship needs a synth lord
Major Tom Ruki – holding it down on bass (yes, that Major Tom)
General Neil Rankin – rhythm commander and certified tub-thumper
🎶 Set Your Phasers to Funk:
Join the Guardians for a time-warping ride through the greatest hits of the ‘70s—featuring tunes made famous by the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack, such as "Fox on the Run," "Southern Nights," and "Fooled Around and Fell in Love," plus epics like "Carry On Wayward Son" (yes, that Supernatural banger) and the ferocious "Barracuda." And that’s just scratching the surface of this sonic supernova.
✨ So dust off those bell bottoms, grab your lava lamp, and prepare to dance like no one's watching (except the aliens—they're always watching). The Galaxy Guardians are here to funk you up.
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Riverstone Schofields Memorial Club, 23 Market St, Riverstone NSW 2765, Australia, Windsor

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