A Night of Caution… and Chaos at Wisteria Theater
About this Event
Welcome, dear attendees, to the Assembly at Wisteria Theater, where virtue meets spectacle and curiosity flirts dangerously with temptation. Tonight, you will witness a tale of jazz, jitterbugs, and jaw-dropping indiscretions — all designed to educate, enlighten, and, dare I say, mildly scandalize.
Take your seats wisely: the Temptation Section at the front offers a plush couch for three daring souls ready to be morally challenged. Prefer the shadows? Retreat to the Delinquent Den, our back-row lounge for four conspirators, complete with tables for refreshments and whispered conspiracies.
Practical Matters:
- Lobby Opens: 7:15 PM — gather your wits and your companions.
- Theater Doors Open: 7:40 PM — claim your post before temptation strikes.
- Free Parking: On site — arrive without moral compromise.
- Bring a Jacket: Our theater gets delightfully chilly.
- Concessions & Drinks: Served for lawful indulgence.
- Ages 16+: Only the slightly scandalous need apply.
Remember, punctuality is not just polite — it is protective. Arrive early, secure your post, and prepare to learn… the hard way.
At Wisteria Theater, education is dramatic, entertainment is cautionary, and every gasp is thoroughly earned.
Event Venue & Nearby Stays
Wisteria Theater, 7061 Vineland Avenue, Los Angeles, United States
USD 55.20
