Name: Punks Just Wanna Have Fun: Cindy/Hoick/5g Meatsuit under the Tauranga harbour bridge
Start: 2026-01-18T03:00:00+13:00
Location: Tauranga Harbour Bridge

$Punks Just Wanna Have Fun: Cindy\/Hoick\/5g Meatsuit under the Tauranga harbour bridge$

Of the many bands we have wanted to see play under the Tauranga Harbour bridge - Auckland's, punk mentalists CINDY have long been top of the list. As New Zealand’s premier King Brothers tribute act you will know they are not a band to be missed. Que lots of jumping, diving, rolling, thrashing, writhing, shouting, and that’s before they even play a note. Long time TMS attendees will remember front man Scott Browns attempts at becoming the next Christopher Reeve at Not Woodcock 2020, jumping off the top of a 10m high stage mid set. With a bridge to toy with we may need an ambulance on site.
We last attempted to host a CINDY harbour bridge gig during the summer of ‘22, but extreme weather conditions cancelled these plans. To ensure a sunny day this time we have included local conspiracy theorists (*truthers) and musicians 5G Meatsuit on the bill who have kindly promised to undertake reverse geoengineering practices in order to combat any cloud seeding occurring on the 18th January 2026 at 1pm. HAARP you are on notice.
Kindly middlemen, who hold no extremists weather views: HOICK will make up the third band on this bill. However, as Willie drummer from 5G Meatsuit pointed out this now counts as the third side on an unholy triangle of of rock n’ roll. Triangles being the symbol for the Illuminati. HOICK being the reason for this triangle. Hmm…Therefore, can we really trust HOICK? Is Joel actually possessed when he does his guitar solos? How did Matt learn how to drum so well at an exceptional level in such a short time? Why does Conrad look like a Nordic god? And how did they get all that money to record their album out later this year? Industry plants on behalf of the global elite as Willie says…

Join us at 1pm, all ages, all welcome, under the Tauranga Harbour bridge Sunday 18th January. Sing along to CINDYS most well known songs; Time After Time, True Colours and Punks Just Wanna Have Fun. Koha, but please give kindly as we need to pay our tithes to the Illuminati.