About this Event
Break up with Valentine’s Day the right way—loud music, heavy eyeliner, and zero emotional stability required.
Welcome to PUNK GOES POLE, the anti-love showcase where pole dancers spin harder than your last breakup playlist and the burlesque hits deeper than a 2007 emo lyric.
If you’ve ever said “It’s not a phase” and meant it… this show is for you.
ABOUT THE SHOW
Turn up the volume—this cast is bringing bold choreography, emotional grit, athletic pole tricks, and theatrically rebellious storytelling. Expect:
- Pole tricks that defy gravity (unlike your ex’s promises)
- Floorwork smoother than your favorite sad-boy vocals
- Burlesque numbers dripping in eyeliner, angst, and attitude
- A soundtrack that would make My Chemical Romance proud
This isn’t a love story.
It’s a mosh pit in stilettos.
TICKET OPTIONS
Pick your vibe, from emo to VIP-emo:
- VIP Table for 2 – Because even punks deserve to sit like royalty
- Reserved Seating – No need to fight your inner demons and the crowd
- Premium Bar Seats – Perfect for crying into your cocktail in style
Choose Your Path to Emotional Destruction:
- Single-Show Ticket – Attend Punk Goes Pole
- Double-Feature Pass – Buy this show and get Love Bites for 50% off!
Perfect for emo couples, punk singles, situationships, and anyone who ever felt “misunderstood.”
ADD-ON OPTIONS
Turn your emotional damage into emotional glamour:
- Champagne Bottle – $50
- Chocolate-Covered Strawberries – $25
THE EMO-PUNK ANTI-V-DAY SHOW YOU ALWAYS WISHED EXISTED
No flowers. No hearts. No sappy ballads.
Just angst, attitude, and artistry that hits harder than your teenage heartbreak.
Indoor showcase | 90 minutes of emo excellence | Full bar | 21+
Grab your tickets now — before your inner emo spirals again.
Event Venue & Nearby Stays
The Belmont, 305 West 6th Street, Austin, United States
USD 30.87 to USD 233.02
