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NEW ACHIEVEMENT!You read a book about a cat. You have developed an unhealthy tendency to discuss this series with people who did not ask. You are now seeking others who will tolerate it.
Statistically, this indicates:
poor decision making
questionable survival instincts
a deeply concerning willingness to identify with a talking cat
But hey. You’re still alive. For now.
NEW QUEST: “Brave the Outside World”
You must navigate Atlanta traffic, locate a designated gathering zone, and initiate conversation with other humans.
Failure conditions include:
turning around “because parking looked hard”
sitting in your car scrolling instead of entering
making eye contact and immediately leaving
Completion is not guaranteed.
🎁 REWARD?
You’ve received:
🤓The chance to meet your internet “friends” in real life
🦅Heated, unnecessary debates about your favorite Mordecai
If you are currently asking, “What is a Mordecai?”... This event is not for you.
📍 EVENT DETAILS
Dungeon Location: Viking Alchemist Meadery
Date: Sunday, May 3
Time: 4:30 PM
⚠️ ADDITIONAL NOTES
You are not special
You will not break the system
But you might survive long enough to complain about it
Good luck, crawler.
You’re going to need it.
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Event Venue
The Viking Alchemist Meadery, Smyrna, Georgia, United States
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