Honkers, High Rollers & Hilarity!Atlantic City, brace yourselves. The Original Porch Goose™ (82 lbs of judgment, sass, and finely honed honking skills) is waddling into Tropicana Atlantic City, May 8–11 - and she’s here to supervise your bad decisions.
Forget what happens in Vegas… what happens in Atlantic City stays on your porch forever, because the goose remembers. She sees all: the slot machines, the neon sins, the buffet regrets, and yes… your socks with sandals on the boardwalk.
Expect:
Goose-approved guidance on *what not to bet your life savings on. Spoiler: it’s everything.
Sass levels higher than the Ferris wheel, judgment deeper than the craps table pit.
Photo ops with the only bird who’ll silently glare at you while you attempt to flirt with the buffet shrimp.
📩 DM us here on Facebook or call/text 908-339-5060 if you want a chance to rub elbows - or wings - with Atlantic City’s fiercest, sassiest, most immovable 82-lb judge of humanity.
Whether you’re a high roller, a penny-slot philosopher, or just someone who needs moral support while contemplating the $17 “lobster mac & cheese” in the casino buffet… the Original Porch Goose™ is here for you.
Neon lights fade. The goose’s judgment doesn’t.
- Dawn Hartfelder
The Original Porch Goose™
(Part honker, part therapist, part unlicensed life coach… fully terrifying)
Event Venue
Tropicana Atlantic City, 199 S Brighton Ave, Atlantic City, NJ 08401, United States
Tickets
Concerts, fests, parties, meetups - all the happenings, one place.
