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Halloween is coming t’ Outta Valley! As all’t folk in’t valley av bin priming em sens fer a spooky kickdrum infused night. There’s been some reports of mad goins on.
Tha’ town is in’t grips of a satanic panic. Mums watch on in horror as their innocent sprogs are pulled into demonic possession by rave culture.
The ferrets av been messin wit tha occult and that wrong un Alpaca Crowley. Thas bin pulling owt their vinyls and listening for’t satanic messages within.
An ta top it all off a giant Bisto powered portal ‘as appeared in’t valley and it seems t’ take folk to a haunted void beyond.
Al’t shops are owt a tea bags as everyone scrambles for answers in’t leaves. There’s also daft talk of dressing up t’ win some kind e’ ghoulish trinkets.
To mek sum sense of all this madness ‘residents have got some ‘elp from folk over yonder to beat ‘valley back to its senses. Let’s hope tha can curtail thas hysteria before this turns t’ a full on witch trial.
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Slinks
Meds
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Eiger Studios, Fairfield House, New Craven Gate Unit 1, Leeds, United Kingdom
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