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New World Otters make their Stroudsburg debut at Sarah Street Grill. Sunday, February 8th at 8:30pm! I know what you're thinking. "Hey, but what about the Big Game?" Well, rhetorical Romper, it appears we've got exactly what the otter doctor of groovifunk ordered! Starting at 8:30pm, we shall, as always, channel the divine and coagulate with the cultural zeitgeist. In other words, couch raisin juxtapose minutiae bulbous but in addition to those words, we will sooth the senses by jamband-ifying The Big Game and thusly administer the tastiest levels of spontaneous soundtracking permitted by the Geneva Convention in accordance with safety regulations put forth by the Commonwealth. In different words than all of those previously utilized, we intend to unleash a cosmic caserole of gridiron grooves that inhabit the spirit and the watery flow of however the game may unfold. We hope you'll bequeath the honor of applying the same treatment to Puppy Bowl during halftime...or better yet, Kitty Bowl. Acknowledging the sidequestian nature of that hope, we are absolutely willing to concede the aforementioned screen time to the baddest of bunnies and make the corresponding sounds to how his act's aesthetic filters into our rods and cones, down through our funky bones and consequently everywhere in between there, to the air until finally nestling themselves gently within and reinvigorating the water molecules in your sufficiently succulent Stroudsburgian bods to be. You will then rejoice. And when, in the distant future, the youth of tomorrow doth ask "Gran-PaPa, who won the 2026 American Sportsball Championship?" the answer shall quite simply be, "We all did, my child. We all did."
It is by the All-Seeing River Stone, that Slouan, Riley, and Brian have rafted loose the vast collective that The Romp previously defined itself as during the days of Hell's Bucket . New material and a mystery regarding a possible rotating (or perminent) 4th member have shrouded this phase of otterdom in a new flavor of New World Otters-esque funky flux that now bears fruitful intention. Bring your favorite stone to the Sarah Street Grill on Big Game Sunday and bear witness as we charge your bodies' waters with esoteric funkitudinal frequencies such as the everso elusive O-Note or any number of the 8 much less but still significantly sought after Sneeze Notes that were once described.
Don’t be left daft when Romps become Rafts...so says the age-old otter adage. Now, reticulate your splines. Get out and vote kitties so we can get out from under those fat cats. D.D. your J's posthaste and make Contact.
Most of all, don't forget to save the dates 9/3-9/5/2026, prepare yourself for Harmonic Convergence and help humanity shift to the timeline in which it is most aligned. Why I Otter? Because, why notter?
Wateriest Regards,
Disco Q. Kaleidoscope
- High Wizard of The Orderus Otterus
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Event Venue & Nearby Stays
Sarah Street Grill, 550 Quaker Alley,Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania, United States
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