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Every teacher’s meltdown fantasy—don’t miss this wild ukulele strumming farewell!Buckle up, folks! It’s Mr. Woody, unleashed—the teacher who’s been holding it together for 23 years, now throwing the rulebook straight into the shredder (right along with your kid’s report). This ain’t your average retirement party—it’s like the staffroom had one too many wines at lunch and wound up naked in the broom cupboard with a bottle of whiskey and an irish accent.
This is every burnt-out teacher’s fantasy meltdown, live on stage. We’re talking unhinged rants, bad decisions, and a music lesson with more drinking than a Pogues recording session. If you’ve ever dreamed of telling Mrs. Helicopter to zip it or calling out her little goblin for who he really is, this show is for you!
Warning: May contain explicit language, drug references, filthy humour, and inappropriate ukulele-kazoo solos—plus the sort of boozing that makes a 4 p.m. staff meeting almost tolerable. Come for the chaos, stay for group therapy.
About Woody:
Woody is a Victorian-based children’s music specialist, entertainer, and teacher with over 23 years of experience enduring music concerts and school camps. He’s taught more than 10,000 kids to play the ukulele, performed at Australia’s biggest family festivals, toured remote Aboriginal communities, and even formed a family band with his three kids (managing to stay mostly sane). He’s written songs for ABC Kids and is currently working on a new secret project—while also planning tours to Canada and the UK.
But wait, there’s more! Woody’s also got a kids’ show in the MICF—Woody’s Giggle and Strum Show, playing at the Kew Courthouse—so wake the kids early and catch his wholesome alter ego in action!
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We strongly encourage using public transport. The Butterfly Club is a short stroll from Flinders Street station and Melbourne Central, and an even shorter stroll from any tram that travels through Swanston or Collins Streets (get off at Town Hall).
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Please call The Butterfly Club on 03 9663 8107 or reply to your email confirmation.
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𝗜𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝗼𝗸 𝗶𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁 𝗼𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀𝗻'𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀?
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