Kirkland: A Signature Parody Musical

Mon Apr 21 2025 at 07:00 pm to 09:00 pm UTC-07:00

OASIS | San Francisco

OASIS
Publisher/HostOASIS
Kirkland: A Signature Parody Musical
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Boy meets girl, boy falls in love, boy opens 100,000 square-foot warehouse in high foot traffic, semi-industrial location. Doors at 6pm.
About this Event

Kirk is a small-town guy with a dream: to move to the big city and sell mid-priced consumer goods in a high square footage, semi-industrial warehouse location. But when the love of his life moves to college (to study optometry and hearing aids!) and his landlord jacks up the rent on his warehouse, that dream starts to feel out of reach. 


Will Kirk survive the cut-throat world of 1980s capitalism? Will he open a store with the girl of his dreams? And can he ever outrun the haunting memories of that dancing hotdog?


Join a star-studded cast of San Francisco performers and deli meat impersonators for a staged reading of "Kirkland: A Signature Parody Musical" – the brand new musical about your favorite big box store. 


Starring: 


Roeen Nooran as Kirk Simpleton

Ruby Day as Sandy

Lisa Frankenstein as Joan Smart

Ryan Patrick Welsh as Brandon

Claire Reilly as Mrs Mitnickis

Mudd the Two Spirit as the Narrator

James Darling as the Deli Meat Delivery Man

Tin Word as Mr Lee

Helena Levin as Mysterious Woman

Cheetah Biscotti as Thrusting Hotdog

Em Dwyer as Singing Rotisserie Chicken


Written by Claire Reilly

Director: Leslie Waggoner

Musical Director: Steven Bolinger

Producers: Ryan Patrick Welsh and Claire Reilly


Oasis is 21+ for all events. Please bring a valid ID.


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Event Venue & Nearby Stays

OASIS, 298 11th Street, San Francisco, United States

Tickets

USD 12.28

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