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🐎🌸🎩 YOU ARE FORMALLY SUMMONED… to The Real Housewives of New Hampshire Derby Soirée 🎩🌸🐎This is your official invitation to an afternoon of questionable elegance, unnecessary drama, and Kentucky Derby glamour… relocated to Concord, New Hampshire (because that’s where the real stories happen).
📅 Saturday, May 2
⏰ 4:30 PM
📍 65 Weir Rd, Concord NH
(Horsehill Lavender Farm – where the views are beautiful and the gossip travels fast)
👒 Dress Code: Derby chic, garden party fabulous, or “I found this amazing hat and built an outfit around it.”
Big hats are not required… but let’s be honest… they dramatically improve your chances of looking important while holding a drink.
💬 RSVP "YES" and you will receive:
✨ Your official Real Housewives of New Hampshire name
✨ Your completely fabricated but very impressive backstory
✨ Instant social status (results may vary)
🥂 Refreshments will be served (because drama requires hydration)
💜 We will also be collecting items for Live and Let Live Farm Rescue (Chichester, NH). Bring something if you'd like to support some very deserving animals and earn some good karma to balance out the bad decisions you might make at the party.
🤝 There may be some friendly, low-stakes bartering, because nothing says New Hampshire like casually negotiating over snacks and random treasures.
☀️ We are officially manifesting good weather because the pool (heated) and hot tub will be open if the Derby gods (and New England spring) allow it.
Expect:
🏇 Derby watching
🎩 Fashion judging (mostly unofficial and slightly ruthless)
😂 Laughing
📖 Possibly being given a storyline you didn’t ask for
🥂 Light chaos
🌸 Main character energy
Remember:
At Churchill Downs they have horse races…
At Horsehill Lavender Farm we have personalities.
Respond YES if you dare.
Taglines may be assigned. Rivalries may be invented. Friendships may be tested.
See you at the starting gate. 🐎
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65 Weir Rd, Concord, NH 03303-3314, United States
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